Thursday, May 19, 2005


Microsoft Patents Email Addresses

`The present invention is directed at a system and process for allowing a user to treat email addresses as objects. This allows easy manipulation of the email addresses, such as allowing them to be added to a contact list, copied to the computer’s clipboard, or double-clicked to open the related contact information for that email address sender. [..]’

I reckon I should try and patent Bill Gates’ arsehole, then make him give me a million dollars every time he uses it to take a shit.

Either I’ll become very rich or he’ll start carrying around a colostomy bag.

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