`One morning after I woke up I was feeling right randy, and I guess a little loony as well! So what did I do? Well, I opened up a chest in my room and got a ring of duct tape, taped it around my little friend, and started to wank. It did not work too good, and now that I think about it, I don’t see how it could have, but I was very tired at the time so you can’t blame me. I was feeling right loony. But anyway, the duct tape was very tight and started to cut off blood flow. I couldn’t get it off so I ran around the house trying to find something to cut with. I found a knife and then started to cut the tape and then “OUCH!” I stabbed myself right in my willy!’
What it says. [shrug]
I didn’t bother to read the site, I just like it for the domain name.
Who knows tho, some of you might find something worth while there. 🙂
`A Romanian traffic cop has been demoted after he fined a driver for “having a face like a moron and being a big monkey”. [..]
Head of the Romanian police Dan Fatuloiu said Vlasceanu, who claimed he had handed out the fine as a joke, had been demoted for “inappropriate behaviour and defaming the police force”.
He has now been given a desk job in a remote village.’
`In this two part series, we will give you a step by step approach to breaking a WEP key. The approach taken will be to standardize as many variables as possible so that you can concentrate on the mechanics of WEP cracking without being hindered by hardware and software bugs. The entire attack is done with publicly available software and doesn’t require special hardware—just a few laptops and wireless cards.’
Cool little Defend Your Castle type thing.
Up to the second statistics on all sorts of things.
`Several centuries ago, some “very light-skinned” people were shipwrecked on a tropical island. After “many years under the tropical sun,” this light-skinned population became “dark-skinned,” says Biology: The Study of Life, a high-school textbook published in 1998 by Prentice Hall, an imprint of Pearson Education. [..]
A study commissioned by the David and Lucile Packard Foundation in 2001 found 500 pages of scientific error in 12 middle-school textbooks used by 85 percent of the students in the country. One misstates Newton’s first law of motion. Another says humans can’t hear elephants. Another confuses “gravity” with “gravitational acceleration.” Another shows the equator running through the United States. [..]
A study by the National Assessment governing board in 2000 found that only 12 percent of graduating seniors were proficient in science. International surveys continue to show that American high school seniors rank 19th among seniors surveyed in 21 countries.’
`He arrives and then she takes two 2 to 2 1/2 inch long thin nails and a hammer and tells him to drive the nails all the way down on the table though each of my nipples. Next she goes around to the back of me and then pulls my pussy lips apart and then she gets smaller nails and then tells him to drive the smaller nails through each of my pussy lips to the corner of the table edge so that when you stand behind me, you can see deep inside of me.’
It gets worse.
`A 38-year-old suburban man allegedly admitted to police he drank 10 beers before lighting a commercial firework inside his home, blowing up the house and seriously burning himself and a female companion.
“When you see these in public settings, they’re 30, 40, 50 feet across at the top,” Pat Barry, spokesman for the Will County sheriff’s department, said of the firework the man allegedly set off. “Imagine this going off in a room that’s about 8 by 8,” Barry said.’
`I don’t know what possessed me to build this other than the fact I have some fascination with rack mount gear. It’s my goal to rack mount ever nintendo console made.’
with pictures.
`”This 25 year old man claimed he had gone to a bar and picked up a girl. They then went back to her place. After a short while, they started going at it on her bed. She reached over to her nightstand, picked up something, and inserted into his anus. He didn’t know what it was (hence the reason the xrays were done), but he was gonna kill her.’
With lots of x-ray images and a tally of different objects found. Oh, and a live artillery shell.
`Due to the falling out between Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton, producers of Fox’s The Simple Life are continuing their search for the perfect spoiled, no-talent socialite cunt to step in for Richie. “It shouldn’t be too hard to find another vapid, muddied cum-dumpster perpetually drunk on the jizz of trust-fund himbos,” producer Jonathan Murray said. “Any million-dollar Bambi with a vast inheritance and no ambition will do, though gutter-sluts with coke-fueled pasts will be given special consideration.” Murray added that “it doesn’t matter if her pussy rattles when the wind blows—we can fix that in post.”‘
`Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage from Accoutrements. And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each comes in a 3-3/4″ tall metal pocket tin and contains a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 3″ x 1″ Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon. Fifteen per tin.’
Yet another thing to add to the list of stuff that I want for no real reason.
Some guy making some cool things, including rail guns and gas turbines. There’s also some chemistry stuff aswell. There’s some videos and lots of pictures.
If you wanna play with hydrofluoric acid like they’ve done, a few tips:
1. Don’t.
2. Do it in a fume hood.
3. Cover your arms and wear a face shield.
4. Just don’t. 🙂
It’s funny because her dad is president of America. And he’s a fucktard.
[a cross between a fuckwit and a retard, you know]
You love biphallic sex. Go on, have a look.
Don’t worry, it’s safe for work.
Graaaagh!
`A face moisturiser made out of semen has been launched in Mexico.
Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream.
Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles and leaves skin soft.
She told Las Ultimas Noticias: “I select attractive young man and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturiser.”‘
`My mom caught me and my friend jacking off together a couple of years ago, and now she tells everybody that I’m gay. She even goes to all of these parents of gay kid support meeting things and fucking blabs her big mouth about how hard it is for her to cope and shit. I’m not gay, ‘tho. It was only that one time, and I like girls. I keep telling her to shut up about it, but she won’t listen. I’m gonna get back at her. I’ve got videos of her fingering herself in the bathtub that I’m going to post on the net.’
I might have posted this before, but some of them are pretty funny so I’ll post it again just incase. 🙂
Relatively safe for work.
`A couple buying an older home trusted that county health inspectors would do their jobs. Instead that trust may have been betrayed. [..]
“I got out and I was very upset because I realized that I was showering in our own crap,” Elizabeth Morton said.
She said it made her skin crawl.
“We are recycling our own feces, showering in it, brushing our teeth in it, for two months,” Chris DeSarle said.’
`Emergency managers in Indian River County, hard-hit by hurricanes last year, thought the best way to get out weather alerts was by e-mail — until they learned that AOL was tagging the messages as spam. [..]
About 4,200 people signed up for the county’s e-mail alert service, offering quick alerts on hurricanes, tornadoes and other weather emergenciess. [..]
But not everyone was receiving the alerts. “We know it’s going out but, in the heat of the moment, it’s not a reliable system,” [some guy] said.’
`Authorities in Lake County say a 14-year-old Lake Villa boy died from electrocution over the weekend after crashing a car, being ejected from it and hitting power lines nearly 50 feet above the ground.’
That’s why you need to wear a seatbelt. 🙂
`A newly discovered fragment of the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament indicates that, as far as the Antichrist goes, theologians, scholars, heavy metal groups, and television evangelists have got the wrong number. Instead of 666, it’s actually the far less ominous 616.’
`A man who declared a holy war against his flatmate and attacked him because he believed he had contaminated his dairy products has been jailed in Queensland. [..]
While having a cup of tea with Owen, Burke attacked him with a brush hook, shouting: “Jihad, Jihad, Bin Laden, Bin Laden.”
He swung the gardening implement at Owen, striking him in the ankle.
Owen escaped from the house with minor cuts and scratches.’
`Ok, so it may not be the quick and dirty DRM-stripdown we’d all been hoping for, but some Czech dude who goes by tj21 was apparently able to break down Windows Media DRM 9 on a Japanese Terminator 2 DVD [..]’
I don’t like DRM.
