Tuesday, October 25, 2005


Crazy Drunk Guy

`Starting around January 11th, 1999, I began receiving a number of very strange phone calls at work. Typically, the phone would ring around nine o’clock in the morning. I would answer it with my usual greeting: “Web Design, this is Jeff”.

What usually followed was weird gibberish, animal noises, shrieking, laughter, or a combination of all four. At first, we all thought it was most likely some stupid kid. We were all pretty busy, and didn’t give the calls much thought.

After several of these bizarre calls, whoever it was began to have actual conversations with me. He never identified himself, but it was apparent by the sound of his voice that this was no little kid. This was a grown man, probably in his forties or fifties, who was quite likely completely insane. By the manner in which he spoke, he also seemed to be intoxicated most of the times he called. The general consensus around the office is that he is probably a bum who is just getting his kicks by calling here.’

with audio clips.

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