The Fist Shaped Dildo
People have left some hilarious reviews of the Fist Shaped Dildo on Amazon:
`This does not appear to be good for punching people in the face.’
`Warning, not for novices. Had to deduct one star because my buttocks slams shut every time I pull it out. On the plus side, it doubles as a chocolate ice cream cone. A fleet of seamen couldn’t get mine away from me!!!! But then again I’m not new to this game…’
And, because I was bored the other day and started fiddling around with Amazon Associates, you can also read the reviews [and maybe buy one for yourself!] via the half-built and fairly ugly shop thingy I made.
It’s all part of my plan to become a dildo salesmen.
