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Monday, March 27, 2006

 

Suck Your Own Dick

‘A big dick and a limber body don’t belong to everyone, but if you can already get pretty close there are a few tricks you can do to improve and hopefully, get that incredible rush that comes when you finally make contact between your tongue and your own dick.

I first sucked my 9 inch dick at age fourteen and I think an early start helps. I laid off for a good ten years and when I started again, it took work to get back in contact. I’ve been doing it again for about two years, but lately have come to the belief that practice *definitely* pays off. Before, I could only lick the tip with real strain, legs thrown over my head. Now I am getting the whole juicy head in my mouth plus some shaft, and I can lick halfway down my dick and taste my balls. I can also now suck it standing up and sitting down.’




112 Responses to “Suck Your Own Dick”

  1. Schultzy Says:

    how do u do it?

  2. anthony Says:

    ive tried but i only got the tip of it

  3. moonbuggy Says:

    You’ll put your back out if you’re not careful.

  4. Rico Suarez Says:

    i luv to masturbate and love to cum on my face, but i can only lick the skin rite now, i need help to suk myself

  5. i am me Says:

    i wanna suck my dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i don have a big dick but its hairy

  6. Junk In My Trunk Says:

    I love to suck my own dick, but 69 is so much better with your best friend, especially if your girlfriend doesn’t know about him!

  7. joey Says:

    I luv sucking my own dick it feels realy good.I jus started a week ago and I can already get the whole thing in my mouth

  8. lindsay neil Says:

    my favourite thing to do is suck my own dick! I LOVE IT

  9. mike Says:

    please reply anyone with expirience to the on above

  10. mike Says:

    plz plz plz awnser the question above i want to get it in deaper

  11. 10" cock Says:

    dudes, you guys are hopeless, ican deepthroat my ten inch cock, feels good

  12. 10" cock Says:

    wow!

  13. ylek Says:

    can you tell me how im really, eagear to try it

  14. ylek Says:

    wow, is there any other ways? by the way are you gay?

  15. mike Says:

    hey stop being assholes im srry but i want you to awnser me plz and if you cant plz tell me a website where i can learn or one where i can se it on evil plz reply

  16. mike Says:

    srry i made a mistake here it goes again i want you to awnser me plz and if you cant plz tell me a website where i can learn or one where i can se it online plz reply

  17. mike Says:

    hey i made a mistake i meant if i can see it online

  18. Kyle Says:

    ok, how old are you, like fuck its simple, you can do a ‘C’ shape, I can do it, I can even lick my balls, im not gay but, strech, drink water through-out the day, so your muscles, are refreshed google it how to suck your own dick, its really simple

  19. ShadowRejects Says:

    yay

  20. Kyle Says:

    Hey! -_- well drink alot of water during the day, and do some streches before you suck your cock.

  21. sebastian Says:

    streches ??

  22. tanner Says:

    how can i suck it??

  23. weird Says:

    how can I get my cum out?

  24. mike Says:

    i did some stretches before i started to suck my own cock and it helped alot another way i learned i went to youtube and typed in autofellatio and i got some tips

  25. Kyle Says:

    See!!! but you got to remember to not over do it, you can be left with multple back problems, Great Job!

  26. eric Says:

    I wanna suck my dick it’s 8 inches long and it’s really thick. It’s just that wen i cum should i swallow it or spit it out, because if i swallow it might taste bad. But i really want to suck it

  27. sebastian Says:

    just do what u wan’t to do ..

  28. jack Says:

    ha ha. just joking. you guys keep trying. I think that’s just sick.

  29. mark Says:

    its not sick its fun and horny

  30. mike Says:

    i get horny for no reason is that normal is there any way i can make my cock bigger other than surgery and viagra something that makes it permanent

  31. mark Says:

    yes it is normal and i don’t think there is any way to make your cock bigger

  32. john Says:

    I am 20 and my dick is 1 inch long and i can fit my whole dick in my mouth and even my balls and i don’t have any pubes but my boyfriend who has a 9 inch dick can’t suck his own. so i get to suck 2 dicks and let me tell ya 9 inches both in the mouth and in the ass feels sooo good but my friend says that 1 inch doesnt do any thing for him, is there anything i can do to make my dick bigger?

  33. Leewee Says:

    I have been trying this and cant do it, i can stretch my forskin and lick it though.

  34. U GUYZ R FUCKIN SICK Says:

    Why the fuck do you want to suck ur own fuckin dick? thats fucked up! it just funny reading this shit about teenagers trying to give themselves head. anyways, u guys should get a life, get straight, like this, ——-, not )()()()()(. Fuck all you guys.

  35. HAHA Says:

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA when i tried about an hour ago my girlfriend was like what the fuck are you doing and she gave me a blowjob herself. She called herself a pro after she swallowed my juice (the shit u GAY FAGGOTS LOVE IN YOUR ASSHOLES AND MOUTH CUZ U GUYS ARE FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD) and i decided to post this uneccesar comment.

  36. HAHA Says:

    and by the way she left me fuck her VJJ (what you dickfucks hate) too bitches

  37. FUCKED UP Faggots Says:

    you guys should get bfs im gay and i sucking my 9 inck cock, I love undies too.

  38. SDS Says:

    wtf ur all gay ass fucking homos

  39. hunter Says:

    fucking querea

  40. JeanClaudeVanDam Says:

    fuckn nasty fucks

  41. mr. horny Says:

    this one time i went in to the woods and got butt naked and masterbated the cum came shooting out all over my hands and the ground!! so much fun!!!!!!!!!

  42. wtf Says:

    wtf? you all are wierd

  43. Illegal Says:

    This site is illegal. Canadians using or commenting on this site at all will be prosecuted in the Canada Supreme Court

  44. haha Says:

    this is so funny

  45. Cole Says:

    Suck my gay penis it’s cum will sooth your gayness my boy friend and i do it every day at the titlow beach in tacoma come help us PLEAAAAASE!!!My penis is 6 1/2 inch.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. mitch Says:

    is there a way to make your cock bigger than normal 6.5 isn’t big enough for me i jerk off all the time stretching help jonno i dont want to suck your penis

  47. Jakub Gil Says:

    And what are ways to pleasure yourself only on the penis head?!

  48. JAMIE Says:

    I LOVE MY DICK JUST WANT TO SUCK IT

  49. JAMIE Says:

    I WANNA FUCK MY DICK REAL BAD

  50. mitch Says:

    please someone reply please i want to make my cock grow

  51. bad boy Says:

    I been self suck my dick for the past two year now I show my best friend that I could self suck while I had my legs over my head he grab my legs I could get up he started to put his dick in my ass I was like a baby lay there to day whin I self suck my dick I get my friend to fuck my ass when I’m cum he cum in my ass also

  52. Rogelio Says:

    I always wanted to suck my own dick but I know I can’t cause is not big, I think I’m bi because I really love girls but always wanted to feel a cock in my ass and suck it

  53. jim Says:

    i have a 2 incher but i can put everything in my mouth. how can i get a girl to do it?

  54. faget Says:

    i have a 5 inch dick and can’t suck it, thank god. i have a gf to do that.

  55. NGI AGORA' Says:

    FEELS GOOD MAN

  56. zero Says:

    pfff noob,i can put my dick in my own ass.

  57. aoglisto94 Says:

    try*

  58. fuck me Says:

    thats making me hard just thinking about it

  59. deerslayer32 Says:

    awsome. wish i could do me. but mines only 6and a half in.

  60. Matt Says:

    WTF. REally? This site is so fucking illeagle.

  61. How Says:

    also last thing if you can’t suck your own dick like i can’t you can do what i do and lick your hands then masturbate its the closest thing i can think of aside form drilling a hole in a bar of soap and while in the shower you have fun with it so ya.

  62. Sam Says:

    I suck my Penis and eat my own sperm last night. Ya its some what happy to suck our own Penis

  63. robert Says:

    GAY ASS NIGAS

  64. monkeywithagun Says:

    Jees guys, I’ve done it before, ain’t that great for god sakes it teaches you how to suck dicks properly…and I’m not gay! It sucks (lol)…still am gonna do it again tonight :)

  65. jason Says:

    text me lets get started

  66. Funny_Bunny Says:

    This is sooo fucking funny.

  67. pad Says:

    this has to be the wierdest msg board ive ever came across, never thaught of suckin myself n havent fancied it, masturbation is enough for me when the g.f is around its nice to give and recieve oral with sum1 not on ue own,thats the way i see it :)

  68. josh Says:

    im 35 my dick is only 5.5 inch. …16 and have a 7 inch that turns me on

  69. 7 inchs and horney Says:

    love a good bj from a chick tho , im not a gay fag

  70. Johny Says:

    Y’ALL CRAZY MONSTERS

  71. sam Says:

    I really want to suck my own cock

  72. LOL Says:

    Im sorry but this forum is so funny. Im over here dying laughing

  73. ..................... Says:

    why dont you guys get your moms to suck your tiny tiny dicks

  74. lol Says:

    wow.wht a bunch of fuking bches.suking there own cocks and shit.not to offend the gays here cuz my friends bro is GAY but to hell if ima believe any1 bout this dumb shit.its stupider than smoking POT.

  75. u guys r fucktards Says:

    u guys hoo wanna suck each others fucking dicks are a bunch mother fuking gay asses.my girlfriend gives me a bj at least every fucking week.u people discust me

  76. GORGi Says:

    wow sam ur awesome u eat ur sperm wow awesone :D

  77. cooldick Says:

    i cant get it can any1 tell me how get my cock bigger

  78. edward Says:

    Is chris cracker here ?

  79. GORGi Says:

    oh man!!! LoL :D im borred!

  80. Daniel Says:

    did anyone like y comment if so say yes

  81. GORGi Says:

    what?

  82. GORGi Says:

    man go fuck a girl dont suck ur cock

  83. me Says:

    i was just able to suck my cock this afternoon :) it was great

  84. GORGi Says:

    chill out bro

  85. enrique Says:

    what the fuck is wrong with u ppl? sucking your own dick?? lmao thats just discustong and wrong, go stick ur dicks in a wet cunt, thats what the hell ur supposed to do, holy fuck u ppl are strange lol americans are weird lol

  86. mitch Says:

    enrique like u should talk seein how most mexicans have their dicks in another guys ass or two in theirs so yeah f off u know u want to look at others dicks

  87. alex Says:

    Big mosby, its absolutley normal

  88. cock slag Says:

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  89. Gangsta Cool Says:

    u guys are sick

  90. Gangsta Cool Says:

    if u guys want your dick sucked have a girl do it

  91. bam from ut Says:

    i wanna suck ur dick

  92. ray Says:

    i have 8” u like too suck?

  93. Richard Says:

    no i was just horny so i said that but i do want to suck myself

  94. Bratt Says:

    Eeww
    eating shit..

  95. david Says:

    fuck i can’t fucking do it , how do you suck your own dick

  96. Bratt Says:

    Eww…i think most of you are utter manwhores
    (eating shit, urinating in each others asses, licking asses)
    GROSS
    anyone whose stylish n classy wen it comes to sex?
    and Passionate, not a sex animal

  97. SEXXXXXYYYY Says:

    Can’t suck my ;own dick. :-(

  98. trying23 Says:

    hey i am trying realy hard but its not working i need to stretch i think anybody want to help

  99. Patrick Says:

    Hey.can you list some examples of how to suck your dick plzz =].

  100. shipwreck Says:

    im bi btw

  101. jayfreash Says:

    i can cum but i don’t want to taste it im scared and i want to suck my dick but it is hard for me to.i think its because im fat

  102. hugefaggot Says:

    to YALL NIGGAZ GAY

    Cool story bro.

  103. hugefaggot Says:

    also very funny that the only way to find this website is if you specificaly google suck your own dick, thus all the people that are hating are just too scared to come out of the closet.

  104. shipwreck Says:

    lol

  105. KISAME>. Says:

    i wanna suck my own dick only have a 4″ cock and cant suck it GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  106. KISAME>. Says:

    TOOOOOOOOOOO HARD

  107. KISAME>. Says:

    sumone help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  108. KISAME>. Says:

    :O

  109. Daniel Says:

    Today was just like yesterday but today i fisted her pussy and her ass my hand went in upto my elbow and she gagging

  110. Andy Says:

    best way to do it is to touch your toes and stretch abit
    lay on de floor and put your legs over your head and walk down maybe a wall
    im not flexible much but i done it on my third try xp

  111. Sexy girl Says:

    ooohhh NICE I wanna suck ur dick

  112. moonbuggy Says:

    What the fuck have you people been doing?

    I’ve neglected cleaning out comment spam for way too long, and when I finally get around to it I find all this waiting for me aswell.

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