Tuesday, March 13, 2007


The Craziness You’ve Heard People Say in Their Sleep

‘When I was about 11, my little brother (8 at the time) sleepwalked into my bedroom in the middle of the night. He started banging on my dresser with his hand and saying “MOM SAID TO PUT IT RIGHT HERE! MOM SAID TO PUT IT RIIIIGHT HEEERE!!”.

He then turned around and walked slightly out of the room. The next thing out of his mouth was:


Then he got in the shower fully pajama’ed, turned it on, showered briefly, got out, and went back to bed. All without waking. [..]

In basic training, one guy was heard almost screaming, “WE MUST TURN THIS BED INTO A FORT” [..]

A mate also said this in his sleep to his lady friend.
“Just because I’ve got a shitty finger, doesn’t make me a bad man.”‘

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