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Thursday, December 20, 2007

 

‘LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS FUCKING RAT’ SAY ZOOLOGISTS

‘A new species of giant rat has been discovered in a remote region of New Guinea by a team of totally freaked-out zoologists.

The scientists from Conservation International spotted the ‘absolutely mental thing’ during a five-day trek through the hazardous Foja mountains.

Expedition leader Professor Wayne Hayes said: “I was filling my water bottle when I saw this huge fucking thing and I shouted to my mate Dave, I said, ‘Dave, look at the size of that fucker!’ and Dave was like, ‘Jesus Christ, it’s a fucking monster!

“I shouted over to Stevie and Ben, I said, ‘get a look at this bastard’ and they’re like ‘no way, man, that’s mental’ – they were totally freaking out.”‘




2 Responses to “‘LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS FUCKING RAT’ SAY ZOOLOGISTS”

  1. L Says:

    Best title I have seen today! 🙂

  2. moonbuggy Says:

    The funny this is, it’s probably exactly what the zoologists would say to each other if they found a huge fucking rat. 🙂

    There’s a lot more swearing in science than scientists like you to know about, I reckon. 🙂

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