moonbuggy

Do you deserve to be thanked a million times?

`Do what you want, ’cause a pirate is free.’

He sure knew how to dance.

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`Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle.. That’s the best of what you are..’

`Only 20 years ago, what you weighed was mainly your own concern. That was before statistics showed that six out of 10 adult Americans weigh too much, and 17 percent of American children and teens are overweight or obese, too.

With such a large percentage of the population weighing more than is healthy, the public health implications of being overweight have taken on greater importance.’

What ordering pizza will be like in the future.

`The following is a step by step demonstration of what happens during an autopsy procedure.

Warning: some people might find this section disturbing. It contains detailed information about what happens in an autopsy.’

It’s not particularly disturbing or detailed, actually. But still, they probably have to give a warning because people are stupid cunts looking for any reason to sue someone.

`I have loved mechanical things since I was a kid. Engines in particular have always intrigued me. All my life I’ve pored over books, studying cutaway diagrams, hungry to understand how things worked. These pages are an attempt to share that magic.

Some of the animations are rather large, so you may need to allow a few extra seconds while each page loads. These pages use animated GIF files, so they require a fairly recent browser — any but the oldest browsers will do. If the main illustration at the top of each page isn’t moving, you’ll need to update your browser for the full effect.’

Do what I say..

[sings] Ding fries are done.. Ding fries are done.. Ding fries are done.. Ding fries are done..

see it here »

‘I’ve seen a lot of weird Japanese animation, but this is one of the weirdest. I sat my wife and kids down in front of the TV to watch it and everything started off OK. Then the raccoons came on the screen and started transforming. That was strange, but not that strange. It was then that I noticed something odd between the legs of the male raccoon characters. It wasn’t until I saw it again a few times that I realized what it was — a scrotum. I said to my wife, “Did you see that?” We both looked again and I said, “Is that what I think it is??” We then realized we had seen the first testicles shown in a Disney film. Fortunately the kids didn’t notice. But it got weirder from there.’

A pretty good summary of all the major news stories at the moment.

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An amusing song about train drivers..

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see it here »

Not safe for work at all. I don’t know why someone would go to the effort, really..

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Amusing animation describing how we’re all going to die.

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How do your manners hold up around the world?

I got 7 out of 11. I’m ready to travel. 🙂

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Convert the first 10,000 digits of pi into music.

[sings]
Linday Lohan .. she got some big ass titties..
Mariah Carey .. she got some big ass titties..

Safe for work if you have headphones. 🙂

see it here »

Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa
Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa
Presents Presents!

Warrior bunnies are cool. 🙂

`Pie corrupts. Absolute pie corrupts absolutely.’

`Select two fighters, watch them slap it out.. Mmm, delightful.’

Choose from John Howard, Mark Latham, Paris Hilton and David Beckham.

`Keep the jobs in the US so I can understand who I’m talking to .. you fucking bastards.’