Posts tagged as: audio

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

 

Chickity China Da Chinese Chicken

Have a drumstick and your brain starts clickin’..

(1.4meg Flash video)

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Saturday, May 10, 2008

 

Afghanistan Firefight Heard On Voice Mail

‘An Oregon couple received a frightening phone call from their son in Afghanistan when he inadvertently called home during battle.

Stephen Phillips and other soldiers in his Army MP company were battling insurgents when his phone was pressed against his Humvee. It redialed and called his parents in the small Oregon town of Otis.

Sandie Petee, Phillips’ mother, and her husband, Jeff Petee, weren’t home at the time of the call. They returned home to find a three-minute voice mail on their answering machine. [..]

They heard shooting, swearing and shouted pleas for more ammunition on the phone call from their son.

“They were pinned down and apparently his barrel was overheating,” said Jeff Petee. “It’s something a parent really doesn’t want to hear. It’s a heck of a message to get from your son in Afghanistan.”‘

(1.8meg Flash video)

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Saturday, March 8, 2008

 

Canon Laptop Harddrive Replacement Goes Bad

What a waste of two years. :)

(198kB MP3)

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Saturday, February 2, 2008

 

Garda Prank

‘So what happens if you have two mobile phones, and you use the first phone to ring one garda station and the second phone to ring another garda station and you hold the two phones together to “talk” to each other?’

(1.8meg Flash video)

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

 

Buying A Doovde Player

I want Joovc. :)

(6.8meg Flash video)

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Saturday, August 25, 2007

 

Sexy Girls Moaning Your IP Address!

What is says. NSFW without headphones, tho if you work in IT you might be able to get away with it. Claim it’s a standard diagnostic tool and you’ll be fine. :)


Friday, August 3, 2007

 

Hotel Front Desk Jewish Ninja Prank Call

‘This guy calls the front desk of a hotel in Atlanta and complains that he is under attack by Jewish Ninjas.’

(4.7meg Flash video)

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Friday, July 20, 2007

 

moonbuggy @ Talkr

I signed up for something that apparently turns the posts on the site into mp3s that are suitable for podcasting, for those who don’t like to read I s’pose. :)

Anyways, I’m not really sure how well it works, but you can allegedly get to it via this little button:

Link to Podcast (RSS feed) for this blog

Alternatively, if you sign up you can view it on the web here.


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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

 

Vibrator Prank Call

This is both hilarious and embarrassing. The best of both worlds. :)

(3.6meg Flash video)

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Sunday, July 15, 2007

 

Man Shoots Burglar During 911 Call

‘A woman calls 911 during a burglary and the 911 operator doesnt sound completely convinced that their really is a burglar until the husband shoots him with his .38 revolver.’

(1.3meg Flash video)

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Sunday, June 10, 2007

 

Strange 911 Calls

People are idiots. Funny idiots.

(9.2meg Flash video)

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Friday, June 8, 2007

 

Truck Pushes Wheelchair For Miles

This is the audio recording of various 911 calls regarding the man whose wheel chair got stuck in the grill of a truck as the truck happily drove him around the highway.

Followup to Local man goes for the ride of his life.

(14.6meg Windows media)

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

 

Tale of last 90 minutes of woman’s life

‘In the emergency room at Martin Luther King Jr.-Harbor Hospital, Edith Isabel Rodriguez was seen as a complainer.

“Thanks a lot, officers,” an emergency room nurse told Los Angeles County police who brought in Rodriguez early May 9 after finding her in front of the Willowbrook hospital yelling for help. “This is her third time here.” [..]

Parked in the emergency room lobby in a wheelchair after police left, she fell to the floor. She lay on the linoleum, writhing in pain, for 45 minutes, as staffers worked at their desks and numerous patients looked on.

Aside from one patient who briefly checked on her condition, no one helped her. A janitor cleaned the floor around her as if she were a piece of furniture. A closed-circuit camera captured everyone’s apparent indifference.

Arriving to find Rodriguez on the floor, her boyfriend unsuccessfully tried to enlist help from the medical staff and county police — even a 911 dispatcher, who balked at sending rescuers to a hospital.

Alerted to the “disturbance” in the lobby, police stepped in — by running Rodriguez’s record. They found an outstanding warrant and prepared to take her to jail. She died before she could be put into a squad car.’

Update: now with the 911 call.

(2.9meg Flash video)

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

 

Cop Avoids Charge for Pot Brownies

‘A police officer will avoid criminal charges despite admitting he took marijuana from criminal suspects and, with his wife, baked it into brownies.

The police department’s decision not to pursue a case against former Cpl. Edward Sanchez left a bad taste in the mouth of at least one city official, who vowed to investigate. [..]

The department’s investigation began with a 911 call from Sanchez’s home on April 21, 2006. On a 5-minute tape of the call, obtained by the Free Press, Sanchez told an emergency dispatcher he thought he and his wife were overdosing on marijuana.

“I think we’re dying,” he said. “We made brownies and I think we’re dead, I really do.”‘

Also, there’s a recording of the 911 call. :)

(13.2meg Windows media)

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

 

Jewish Girl Prank Calls Her Parents

‘A Jewish girl away from home at college prank calls her parents and tells them she started dating an Italian guy. The father threatens to kill the guy and the mothers comments are priceless.’

(16meg Windows media)

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Thursday, April 26, 2007

 

Alec Baldwin’s Daughter Calls Back

‘Alec Baldwin’s daughter got her Dad’s message. But she called back. And she left a nasty, nasty message, and got really, really mean.’

Followup to What Alec Baldwin Thinks Of His Daughter.

(1.6meg Flash video)

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Sunday, April 22, 2007

 

What Alec Baldwin Thinks Of His Daughter

He doesn’t sound entirely right in the head to me.

(1.6meg Flash video)

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

 

Wrong Number, Wrong Language

‘Sometimes the phone rings… and it’s a wrong number.

Very rarely… that call is in a language you can’t understand.

But if it was… you’d never pretend to speak their langauge…

Would you?’

(4.6meg Windows media)

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Monday, March 12, 2007

 

Guido Hatzis prank calls

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Radio Prank on Truck Driver

Australian’s are fucken funny. :)

(3.3meg mp3)

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Sunday, March 11, 2007

 

Woman murdered during 911 call

(1.3meg .wav)

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Friday, February 23, 2007

 

Hannity & Colmes Norad Tapes

Tapes of various flight controller communications on September 11, 2001.

(27.3meg Windows media)

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

 

I’m in the motherfucken phone booth

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Sunday, February 11, 2007

 

Woman Calls 911 To Meet A Cute Cop

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Phone Sex Operator Prank Call

‘These radio DJs call two separate phone sex operators and tell them to hold while they go get their girlfriend who wants to chat. They then connect the two unsuspecting operators with each other.’

(9.7meg Windows media)

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Saturday, January 27, 2007

 

Dave, Obscure Fetish Prankster

Here’s some calls this guy has made to phone sex lines. Including:

“I’m into Jewish Mother Stereotypes…” and
“I’m into Old-Timey Barbers…”


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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

 

Cemetary Telemarketer Prank

‘You’re the angel of death, man..’

This is a recording made by Tom Mabe, who likes to record phone calls from telemarketers and harass them a bit. It’s pretty funny. :)

(3.9meg Flash video)

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Sunday, January 21, 2007

 

Shane Skillz

`GDAY CUNTS! MY NAME IS SHANE SKILLZ – I AM THE MOST GANGSTA CUNT ON MYSPACE AND I RECKON ONE OF THE BEST EVR RAPPERZ IN AUSTRALIA. I LUV REPRESENTIN AND BASHIN THE FUCK OUT OF WACK CUNTS WHO DESERVE IT. MY FIRST EVR SONG (I FUCKEN REPRESENT CUNT) IS A NUMBER ONE HIT THAT EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA LOVES AND I AM WORKIN ON MY DAYBUE ALBUM RIGHT NOW. I ALSO LOVE ROOTIN HOT BITCHES AND DRINKIN MELBOURNE BITTER AND DOIN DOPE PIECES ON DUNNY BLOCKS. MY CREW IS CALLED SKILL UNIT AND INCLUEDS DJ SCREWY AND PC WHO IS A TUFF CUNT THAT CAN FUCK YOU UP. I GET A LOT OF FAN MAIL SO DONT GET PISSED IF I CANT GET BACK TO YOU. HATERZ CAN SUCK A CHODE.. WERD. SHANE SKILLZ I FUCKEN REPREZENT CUNTS!’

I quite like the song. :)

(2.4meg mp3)


Saturday, January 20, 2007

 

Windows Shutdown Sound Prank

Some guys change the Windows shutdown sound on their friends lap top, then film him using the computer in a library.

Baa!

(3.0meg Windows media)

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Friday, January 19, 2007

 

Woman Called Radio Station After Deadly Water Stunt

‘Audio from Radio Station KDND of Jennifer Strange complaining of severe headache, and the joke the DJs make of it. Criminal charges have been opened by the Sacremento County Sherriff’s Department, and 10 station employees have been fired. Jennifer died after drinking 2 gallons of water.’

Followup to: Autopsy Finds Signs of Water Intoxication in Radio Contestant’s Death.

(5.7meg Windows media)

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