Is that all there is?
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Itsy bitsy spider went up the spout.. Down came the rain and washed him out.
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Say everybody have you seen my balls? They’re big and salty and brown.
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and I hope that you are having the time of your life, but think twice.. that’s my only advice.
also related: Hip Hop Violin and Violent Femmes
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One of these videos makes me want to put a disco ball in my bedroom and invite women to come and dance. The other involves a fool who has failed to realize that he’s also an idiot.
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‘HE HASN’T bothered the charts in 20 years, so you might call ’80s pop star Rick Astley a surprise inclusion on the list of nominees for MTV Europe’s Best Act Ever to be announced next month.
Astley, the baby-faced crooner who sang the cheesy 1987 hit Never Gonna Give You Up, is up against U2, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Green Day and Tokio Hotel.
At last count, Astley had an astonishing 99.98% of the 20 million votes cast on MTV’s online poll — but the washed-up warbler’s nomination is no bizarre error: MTV has simply been “Rickrolled”.
Astley’s sudden popularity is the result of an internet prank campaign that began as a geeky joke 18 months ago and has grown into a web craze of monster proportions. To be “Rickrolled” is to be unwittingly redirected to a video clip of Never Gonna Give You Up — a prank that has no apparent point other than to illicit a giggle from the unsuspecting viewer.’
We never thought we’d find a place where we belong.
Don’t have to stand alone, we’ll never let you fall..
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‘Up to 30 partygoers at an outdoor rave have been partially blinded by a laser light show.
Health officials confirmed 12 cases of laser-blindness from the event, with reports suggesting up to 17 more.
Some of those affected have lost up to 80 per cent of their vision.
Guests at the Aquamarine Open Air Festival in Kirzhach, Russia, began seeking medical help days after the show, complaining of vision problems.
Lasers like these were erected inside giant tents at the Aquamarine Open Air Festival in Kirzhach, Russia, after heavy rain. Up to 30 ravers suffered permanent damage to their vision.
Heavy rain had forced organisers of the event, which took place on July 5 in the town 50 miles outside Moscow, to put up tents for the all-night dance party.
The lasers, which are designed to illuminate the sky, were reflected by the canopy into the eyes of the ravers, burning their retinas.’
This is bizarre, but really cool. It gets somewhat more interesting as it progresses.
Peace, love, ecstasy..
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Anyway, this cake is great. It’s so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking when there’s science to do.
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