Posts tagged as: NSFW

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Sunday, August 17, 2008

 

Peter Russell-Clarke

(4.8 and 3.0meg Flash videos)

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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

 

Mike Makes Love

‘This is something I put together myself..’

(3.6meg Flash video)

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Thursday, February 7, 2008

 

Fun With Taser Guns

‘During a convention demonstrating how to use taser guns over 3000 people volunteered to be tazed in order to experience the effect.’

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Probe launched after air stewardess performs topless mid-air striptease for the captain

‘An investigation has been launched after a video of a topless French air stewardess performing a sexy striptease for the captain while the plane was flying was leaked on to the internet.

Despite the plane being in the air – and with several hundred passengers presumably blissfully unaware of what is going on – the sexy cabin attendant removes her bra and lets the captain and co-pilot get hands on.

The video was leaked onto the internet by members of the French crew and has sparked a major probe at several European airlines to discover the crew members responsible.’

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Saturday, February 2, 2008

 

Worst Apology Ever

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Friday, November 9, 2007

 

2 Girls 1 Cup

You won’t like this video. You may vomit from watching it. :) It’s not as bad as the least safe for work video ever, but it’s getting there.

This is very definitely NSFW.

Also, there’s some reaction videos of other people not liking it aswell. :)

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Saturday, September 29, 2007

 

Rule 34

Rule 34 is generally accepted on the internet. It states: “If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.”

This is a whole page full of imagery in that spirit. It may corrupt some of your childhood memories. :)


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Thursday, September 20, 2007

 

Utero Vaginal Prolapse – Vaginal Hysterectomy with repair

‘Mrs. A. R is an active 76 year-old grandmother who lived on her own for several years. She had an uncomfortable vaginal lump for several years. Occasionally, this required reduction by her late family physician. The patient did not visit a physician after the death of her family doctor ten years earlier. She felt that prolapse is a woman’s lot and nothing could be done about it.

This patient was brought to the emergency room with a history of vaginal bleeding. Examination showed that the uterus was totally outside the vulva (prosidentia), atrophic and ulcerated vaginal mucosa and inflamed cervix. The bladder and rectum were also prolapsed with the uterus and the patient was unable to empty her bladder. X-rays of the kidneys, ureters and bladder with contrast (IVP) suggested chronic inflammation of the bladder.’

.. ‘the uterus was totally outside the vulva’ .. Do I need to stick a warning here? Don’t blame me if you don’t like what you see after you click. :)


Elevator Dildo Prank

Why is there a box in the corner? :)

(1.1meg Flash video)

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New Lemon Party Commercial

‘Your friends’ll promise not to tell
So just open up and yell,
Lemon Party!’

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

 

Mormons Exposed

Apparently the mormon men are on a Mission.


Thursday, September 13, 2007

 

Dragons Fucking Cars

Exactly what the title says. I could write something more, but really, what is there to write?


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Saturday, September 8, 2007

 

PETLUST.COM is CLOSING

‘The company who has been doing billing for our websites is no longar able to accept credit card payments of any kind for bestiality content, and because of this, is shutting down. This company has been our web host and also collected payments for two thirds of our total sales. There is simply not enough money coming in to sustain our operation any longer, and we are in the process of liquidation. If you have been waiting to order, wait no longer. We may be closing sooner than October 31. After our closing, it is likely that this website will never reopen. If we do reopen at some point in the future, we have no idea what date that will be. And petlust will never again sell dvds, even if we are able to open again (it would only sell digital downloads of the movies).

We will not be producing ANY new bestiality movies, so please do not ask about starring in a movie.’

Followup to Petlust Videos.


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Saturday, September 1, 2007

 

The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007

‘US Representative Benjamin Sinclair (R-Ohio) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7%’

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Thousands join Facebook group to help find beauty featured on lost digital camera

‘The good news for this mystery blonde is that the digital camera she mislaid on holiday has been found.

The bad news is that the revealing pictures of herself stored on its memory card have been posted on the internet.

And since then she has attracted over 23,000 admirers, all professing their desperation to track her down so that she can get back her lost property. [..]

The Facebook group description reads: “We are trying to track down the lovely lass in these photos so she can be reunited with her lost digital camera. She certainly knows how to use it!’

Update: Also the NSW pictures and her MySpace page.


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Friday, August 31, 2007

 

Burning Desires: Sticking Things In Your Peehole For Fun And Profit

‘The urethra, unlike other orifices, is strictly designed for one-way activity. There’s no negotiating that – it’s the way things are. I’m not ashamed to admit that at one point in my life I’ve had the infamous STD test which involves the doctor sticking a Q-Tip into your urethra. I learned two very important things from that test: One – I don’t have chlamydia. Two – inserting an object into your peehole HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCK. It does. It really hurts. Things aren’t supposed to be in there, and your body has a rather dramatic way of telling you that. But such things are small obstacles to those determined to find new ways of pleasuring themselves – you see, for a growing number of people, inserting objects into the urethra is all kinds of fun.

In the darkest corners of the internet, you’ll find guys sticking all sorts of objects into their pee tubes. For example…’


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Saturday, August 25, 2007

 

Sexy Girls Moaning Your IP Address!

What is says. NSFW without headphones, tho if you work in IT you might be able to get away with it. Claim it’s a standard diagnostic tool and you’ll be fine. :)


Wednesday, August 22, 2007

 

It’s a trap

It's a trap


Tuesday, August 21, 2007

 

Crime Scene Investigator Busted

(1.9meg Flash video)

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Thursday, August 16, 2007

 

The Best of Tourettes Guy

‘Damn it! These fish sticks are as hard as tits!’

‘All you ever do is stay at home and play with your tits and look at your ass at the same time!’

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Wanking Polar Bear

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Saturday, August 11, 2007

 

Nude beach pussy: how to tan your labia

‘Unfortunately, most women don’t ever get to feel the sun on their naked pussy. As a woman you have probably felt how good it feels to take of your bra at the beach and feel the sunshine on your naked breasts. Especially with a nice breeze it feels as if someone is caressing them. Your nipples get hot and hard and the sun’s energy flows from the surface of your breasts right through your chest into the base of your tummy, making you horny. Multiply this feeling by five and you understand what it feels like to get sunshine on your naked pussy.

Just try it if you have the occasion to tan naked or go to a nude beach. Remove your slip, but don’t just lay down right away. Sit straight up with your legs open, and look at how your pussy seems to breath the fresh air and absorb the sunrays. You can see your labia move slowly as they swell and get engorged, as if your pussy is waking up out of its sleep.’


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Friday, August 3, 2007

 

The World’s Largest Breasts

‘It’s good to have ambition: becoming the first female president… learning to speak nine languages… or, you know, possessing the largest breasts on the planet. The following ladies apparently never met a bag of saline or silicone they didn’t want to take home, which is why they make Pamela Anderson look like Kate Hudson. We salute their commitment to being the best at the breast, but one question still lingers: How many parachutes does it take to make a bra for those things?’


Hotel Front Desk Jewish Ninja Prank Call

‘This guy calls the front desk of a hotel in Atlanta and complains that he is under attack by Jewish Ninjas.’

(4.7meg Flash video)

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Kevin Smith fights back!

How does Kevin Smith respond to the question “Do you ever plan on making an original movie without rehashing any of your old characters that doesn’t suck?” .. Hilariously. :)

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Sunday, July 29, 2007

 

Aussie priest swears like a sailor

‘A shocking onfrontation between a Melbourne Catholic priest and a group of trespassing skateboarders has led to calls for the clergyman to have anger management counselling.

The ugly footage, which was posted on a social networking site about a year ago, shows Reverend Monsignor Geoffrey Baron, Dean of St Patrick’s Cathedral, chasing off a group of skateboarders while both sides exchange obscene and racist insults.’

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Friday, July 20, 2007

 

Hanging By The Balls

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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

 

Man Fucks A Pinata

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

 

Vibrator Prank Call

This is both hilarious and embarrassing. The best of both worlds. :)

(3.6meg Flash video)

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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

 

Gilligan’s Long Island

‘Watch the teeth, Ginger!’