moonbuggy

flash animation.

“It Fit Going In?”

`Vehicle to autonomous biped robot conversion for the Mini Cooper r50.’

with video. This one (560kB Quicktime) is particularly cool.

`[..] time and time again the ultimate FAQ question would arise — “What positions work best with fat people?”.’

`For female dogs who chew their panties or for dogs who have a lot of hair to protect their skin, we offer panties lined with sturdy denim. For the female dogs who have sensitive and delicate skin we offer soft flannel lined panties.

Does your canine not have a tail? Would you like dog panties without the hole for the tail? If you have special needs for your female dog panties, please contact us.’

shockwave animation.

“The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.” (Murray Walker — F1 Motor racing Commentator)

“One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them — Oh my God, what have I just said?” (US TV commentator)

`A man waiting for a Greyhound bus in downtown Denver caught the attention of police Thursday. That’s because he was carrying two military rocket launchers.

The man told police he had gotten the empty shoulder-fired rocket launchers from his brother, who had just returned from fighting in Iraq.

[..] police confiscated them, even though they are legal.’

`A magazine ran a Dilbert quotes contest. These are actual quotes from managers out there!’

including:

“E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business.”

“This project is so important we can’t let things more important interfere with it.”

‘Young passengers on Bangkok city buses are being asked not to have sex during the commute. [..]

‘I have interviewed bus conductors and passengers and they confirm the study that students are having sex, especially on the air-conditioned route 12,’ said Mr Virat Chokkatiwat, an MTA director.’

Flash mystery/adventure game.

‘There are many people with psychiatric illness, a few have artistic ability. There are many artists; a few have mental illness.

The works [..] are primarily selected because of the depth of emotional disturbance shown.

Psychiatric art can be regarded as the skillful expression of pathological emotional disturbance.’

You’ll need a feed reader of some sort.

`Gilligan’s Island is now out on DVD, reawakening the unanswered questions of childhood: why does the Skipper let Gilligan help with anything when he knows he’ll just screw it up? [..] And why do any of the other stranded castaways treat the millionaire’s government money as valuable while stuck on an island where no such government can enforce its value?

[..] that last question stuck with me.’

`WHEN Tony Cooper and Lisa Kingscott left their four-seater light plane parked in a field to have lunch with friends nearby, they paid little attention to the cows quietly grazing nearby.

Big mistake.’

`The Ijaculator is effective because you can just turn it on and relax.’

`A MELBOURNE schoolboy embroiled in a sexual controversy with 36-year-old teacher Karen Ellis has denied being emotionally scarred by the affair. [..]

“Everyone at school thought she was a bit of all right and so did I, I suppose,” he said.’

30-Second Bunnies Theatre

`COLONEL Muammar Gaddafi is being accused by Palestinians of unfairly trying to help a Libyan contestant win the Middle East’ s answer to the TV talent show Idols. [..]

Palestinians are enraged that Gaddafi has backed a costly nationwide publicity campaign and arranged that Libyans wanting to vote for Ayman Al-Atar, a Libyan dental student, could have free phone calls.’

‘A man whose genitals were bitten off by a pit bull remained in serious condition Tuesday, and the dog remained on the loose. [..]

The man was naked when found at the park, but it was unclear at what point he had taken off his clothes. Neighbors had seen him playing with the dog earlier in the day.

Arbogast said investigators do not know why the man was naked, and remain uncertain about some circumstances surrounding the attack.’

also here:

‘Albuquerque police and animal control officers canvassed the area Monday evening and Tuesday morning looking for the dog and some of the man’s body parts.’

`The new polymer was developed by Naveed Zaidi and his colleagues in Durham’s organic electroactive materials group. The team created the new polymer from two compounds, emeraldine base polyaniline (PANi) and tetracyanoquinodimethane (TCNQ). They chose PANi because it is a metal-like electrical conductor that is stable in air. TCNQ was chosen because of its propensity to form charged particles called free radicals.’

‘The Vee-String Vagina with bladder is designed to fulfill the feminine illusion. To do this, it has an inner funneling pocket for the penis. On the interior of the vagina there is a urethra opening, making it anatomically correct.’

Conversely: Urinating P-String Penis

`Welcome to the world’s largest collection of tongue twisters!

With 2680 entries in 105 languages.’

`A man accused by police of driving at 115 mph (185 kph) in a Fiat Punto thought the accusation so ridiculous he enlisted an expert driver to help prove his new car was incapable of going that fast.

[The expert] found the best the car could manage, going downhill with a following wind, was 104 mph.

Police were finally forced to drop the speeding charges [..]’

`[A] lump was found on the patient’s ring finger [..]

An x-ray of the lump revealed a wedding ring totally encased in the soft tissue. [..] The wedding ring was surgically removed. Histopathological examination of the lump revealed a foreign body granuloma with chronic low-grade Staphylococcus aureus infection.’

with pictures.

`[A] strictly men-only club where the policy is to pay and leave your clothes at the door – was hit on Saturday night in what police say is the start of a string of raids on nightclubs [..]

Detectives were somewhat surprised to walk in on naked patrons, but nevertheless arrested four club-goers found in possession of drugs.

“Most of the patrons had their shoes on, so I would imagine the drugs were found in their socks,” explained Inspector Dennis Adriao [..]’

`Juan the Andean spectacled bear first paddled across a moat using a log for a raft, then scaled a wall.

Finally he appeared to commandeer a bicycle, before zookeepers with brooms cornered him, and a colleague picked him off with a tranquiliser gun.’

`A 6-foot-tall, 275-pound bearded man crashed a children’s birthday party in Oak Forest, identified himself as “vengeance,” then helped himself to a piece of cake, police said.

When the owner of the home asked the man who he was, the intruder replied, “I am vengeance. I am the knight. I am Batman.” [..]

After continued questioning by the homeowner, the man left the house and drove off in a red 1988 Cadillac.’

`Giuseppe Cannella had a big surprise for his mother-in-law when he put a jet engine on the back of her wheelchair.

“She was on holiday at the time so she didn’t know what I was doing until she came back.

“She actually thought I was doing it for her.”‘

with pictures.