‘Midfielder Salih Sadir said the team – which won its group stage in Greece – was angry it had been used in Mr Bush’s re-election campaign ads. [..]
Salih Sadir said he was angry at Mr Bush’s campaign adverts showing pictures of the Afghan and Iraqi flags with the words: “At this Olympics there will be two more free nations – and two fewer terrorist regimes”. [..]
Another star player, 22-year-old Ahmed Manajid, asked: “How will [Mr Bush] meet his god having slaughtered so many men and women? He has committed so many crimes.”‘
also here.
‘Believe it or not, what we refer to as “weapons of mass destruction” are actually not very destructive. [..]
If we stopped speculating about things that might happen in the future and looked instead at what has happened in the past, we’d see that our fears about WMD are misplaced’, [some Professor] says.’
`An upstate New York woman says she feels “terrorized” after about 50 anti-abortion activists showed up at her house. [..]
The group apparently meant to target a neighbor who’s an executive with Planned Parenthood Mohawk Hudson. Police were on hand but say the protesters broke no laws.’
`”She thought the dog had been drugged and that thieves had taken the money,” a police spokesman [..] said.
“The vet gave the dog an injection and after 20 minutes six of the 50 euro notes reappeared,” [..]’
`Spending £3bn on a single machine would almost certainly generate practical spin-offs, although no one at this stage can predict what these would be, Professor Kalmus said. “If we could foresee what will come out of this, the case for building it would be easy to make,” he said.’
`AN Adelaide teenager suffering from cerebral palsy is suing his mother after she crashed into a tree when he was a foetus.’
`The judge [Haji Rezaii] personally pursued Ateqeh’s death sentence, beyond all normal procedures and finally gained the approval of the Supreme Court. After her execution Rezai said her punishment was not execution but he had her executed for her “sharp tongue”.’
`Deputies in hurricane-ravaged Fort Myers Beach used a Taser gun on a man allegedly trying to get by a police barrier to get home, and it was caught on tape. [..]
The man had three children in the car with him.’
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew..
`Hello, my name is Tamara! As you can probably tell, I’m a Christian who loves Jesus and cares for all humans, even the wicked. What you probably don’t know is that I’m hot.’
`METHOD 1 – The Apple
Believe it or not, a humble apple can cause a significant amount of pain to your testicles.’
`Unstable fuses could cause unsalvaged World War II bombs aboard an abandoned shipwreck in the river Thames, UK, to blow [..]
[..] official estimates of the devastation that the explosion would cause [include] predictions of a three kilometre high column of water, mud, metal and munitions sent into the air by the blast. ‘
also here.
When You Look Like A Stud You Feel Like A Stud.
`First, let me start by saying that I’m pretty sure that it may not be entirely legal to use a Mountain Howitzer Cannon for deer hunting, at least not here in Wisconsin.
But, never-the-less [..]’
`”Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you don’t want any trouble, you’d best sit down,” one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader, Chancellor Gerhard Schroder.’
`The first woman was twisting around to yell at her child. As she did so, she spread her legs, directly at eye-level, to give me a glimpse of THE MOST DISGUSTING CAMELTOE KNOWN TO HUMANITY. [..]
I was so bewildered by this point that I didn’t even notice the one-legged man enter the pool.’
`Workers were asked a series of questions which included: What is your password? Three in four (75 per cent) of people immediately gave their password.
The most common password was “password” (12 per cent) [..]’
`The Momma cow freaked out. She gave a scary ass cow scream, which I had never heard before and hope to God in heaven that I never hear again. Jesus Christ, I nearly shit myself. I had no idea that a cow could make a horror-movie scream like that. Then the cow charged. Fuck, you never saw three drunks run like that.’
