‘A Texan family say they have found the image of Jesus in their frying pan.
Juan Pastrano, wife Mary-Lou and son Juan Jnr made the discovery when they went to wash up after a fry-up at their home in Prairie Lea.
Now they are keeping the pan in a sealed plastic bag while they decided what to do with it.’
Seriously, no one owns stupidpeoplestupidjesus.com yet. I could be on to a winner.