Tuesday, February 15, 2005


100 Funniest Jokes of All Time

`Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what heíd like to eat. “Iíll have some fuckiní French toast,” he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. “Well, I guess that leaves more fuckiní French toast for me,” he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. “I donít know,” he says meekly, “but I definitely donít want the fuckiní French toast.”‘

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