`”This 25 year old man claimed he had gone to a bar and picked up a girl. They then went back to her place. After a short while, they started going at it on her bed. She reached over to her nightstand, picked up something, and inserted into his anus. He didn’t know what it was (hence the reason the xrays were done), but he was gonna kill her.’
With lots of x-ray images and a tally of different objects found. Oh, and a live artillery shell.