Wednesday, May 18, 2005


31 Very Bad Masturbation Ideas

`One morning after I woke up I was feeling right randy, and I guess a little loony as well! So what did I do? Well, I opened up a chest in my room and got a ring of duct tape, taped it around my little friend, and started to wank. It did not work too good, and now that I think about it, I don’t see how it could have, but I was very tired at the time so you can’t blame me. I was feeling right loony. But anyway, the duct tape was very tight and started to cut off blood flow. I couldn’t get it off so I ran around the house trying to find something to cut with. I found a knife and then started to cut the tape and then “OUCH!” I stabbed myself right in my willy!’

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