Friday, June 10, 2005


Searching Far And Wide For Cycling Companion

`Be everything as it may, this transcontinental, international cyclotouriste is navigating to locate a good companion for an extended bicycling tour. Good is defined as—female, healthy, cyclist, with a sense of bold adventure, and the willingness to be compatable on an extended world tour with yours truly.’

This forum thread rapidly disintegrates in hilarious and alarming ways. Only 12 messages later it becomes:

`Fuck you you goddamn son of a whore. Just delete my membership. Oh and let me tell you something you goddamn cowards—You fucking well better KEEP hiding behind distance and anonymity you chickenshit poltroons. You people are blithering, no-good, chickenshit cowards. Not one of you yellow bellies would dare approach me in person and interfere with me in this way. I goddamn dare you to come to me face to face this way. I fucking well dare you.


It’s great. 🙂

One Response to “Searching Far And Wide For Cycling Companion”

  1. cycling Says:

    wow.. It is like a “personals” page for cyclists. What’s with the cussing anyway? I thought us cyclists are nature and peace loving people. I’d like to think of it as a sarcastic humor. Anyways, for those who are looking for companions on their trips, this surely is appropriate.

    — stephen

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