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Monday, September 26, 2005

 

Update from the Gay Apocalypse

`Of course, the true danger lies in the fact that once the Gay Genie is out of the bottle, it can never return – that there’s no turning back on the road to the queer armageddon. Ah, some of you might be thinking, but surely the forces of good, justice, and straightness will triumph, even at the end of the world! If only it were so, my friends. But our situation is far more dire: evidence indicates that by the time the apocalypse arrives, God Himself may be infected with Gay.

Between the United Church of Christ’s pernicious promotion of equal rights and the Episopal Church’s gay bishop, God has become increasingly pink of late. Indeed, reliable reports have it that God the Son has been acting suspiciously swishy, while the Holy Ghost has been a raging queen for years. [..]’




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