Archive for September, 2005


Monday, September 26, 2005


Bird Plus Plane Equals Snarge

`The lab’s scientists have dubbed this bloody goo “snarge,” and it is usually all that is left when bird meets plane. Scientists are analyzing snarge DNA to track airplane bird strikes, with the hope of decreasing hazardous collisions. [..]

And its not just birds. Sometimes jet-stream encounters can take a page from the X-Files. “We’ve had frogs, turtles, snakes. We had a cat once that was struck at some high altitude,” said the Smithsonian’s Dove. She says birds like hawks and herons will occasionally drop their quarries into oncoming planes. “The other day we had a bird strike. We sent the sample to the DNA lab and it came back as rabbit. How do you explain to the FAA that we had a rabbit strike at 1,800 feet?”‘

Sunday, September 25, 2005


War Pornography

`If you want to see the true face of war, go to the amateur porn Web site For almost a year, American soldiers stationed in Iraq and Afghanistan have been taking photographs of dead bodies, many of them horribly mutilated or blown to pieces, and sending them to Web site administrator Chris Wilson. In return for letting him post these images, Wilson gives the soldiers free access to his site. American soldiers have been using the pictures of disfigured Iraqi corpses as currency to buy pornography.’

Worlds Smallest Penis Contest

Funnily enough, this one might just pass as safe for work because there’s really nothing in it that is both obscene and large enough to be visible. 🙂

(3.7meg Windows media)

see it here »

US forced to import bullets from Israel

`US forces have fired so many bullets in Iraq and Afghanistan – an estimated 250,000 for every insurgent killed – that American ammunition-makers cannot keep up with demand. As a result the US is having to import supplies from Israel.

A government report says that US forces are now using 1.8 billion rounds of small-arms ammunition a year. The total has more than doubled in five years, largely as a result of the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, as well as changes in military doctrine.’

Photos Beyond The Wall

`Prisoners, Families and Friends … Were you in the Visiting Room? … On Vacation? With Composite Magic Photos you Could NEVER Tell The Difference!

Are you tired of seeing you and your family in dozens of photos taken in the Visiting Room over the years … all with the same old boring Visiting Room backdrops?’


Images of Japanese Vending Machines

You can buy all sorts of things just about anywhere in Japan, apparently.

Yes, even used schoolgirl panties. This site has a photograph of the infamous vending machine of legend.


Drop Photo Galleries

Photos of water splashing about.


Friday, September 23, 2005



It’s a goatse sorta thing.

Now, if only I could find the biphallic version.. [chuckle] 🙂

Update: Now with a working picture.

see it here »


G.G. Allin Metal Concert

Some crazy man smearing faeces and whatnot about the place.

Page links to a video (9.7meg .wmv)..

Here’s some more about G.G. Allin.


Spider the Tylercore

`In late February of 2005, during the John Paul Martines recording sessions in Bronx, NY, Danny Bronx and Bob Fantastic recorded guitar and drum tracks that would later become the structure of “Skeleton Freak Out.” During the recording sessions, John Paul’s 5 year old younger brother (Tyler Petrucci,) came into the studio and said these words to Dan and Bob. “I’ve been trying to tell people this forever. Too young to live, too young to die. You will die forever, and ever. The sun will blow up and you will turn into a zombie. Forever.” Taking what we could handle from Tyler’s freaky speech, we had the kid sit down and spill his heart out into a microphone. WE ARE NOT KIDDING, THIS IS NOT A JOKE, LOOK AT THE PICTURES. We were as astonished as you probably are right now. He then named our group “Spider the Tylercore,” and named the song “Skeleton Freak Out.” We’re not sure what’s going to become of this. If you want, you can translate the rest of the song yourself, but this is what we got out of it [..]’

Banner Generator

`There is no need to go out in the drizzling rain to protest anymore. You can do it from the comfort of your own home.’


Plague epidemic terrorizes WoW servers

`The Corrupted Blood plague is quickly spreading across World of Warcraft servers. The disease originates from the recently added instance, Zul’Gurub. Players that go up against Hakkar (the god of blood) may find themselves infected with its debuff, Corrupted Blood, which does roughly 250-350 damage and can affect nearby players. Some of the players that have survived their battles with Hakkar have brought the disease into towns, spreading it amongst the general population, including npcs. Be warned.’

Here is a video of the plague. (10meg Windows Media)


Wednesday, September 21, 2005


The Final Countdown

‘It’s not clear whether or not this is William Hung, but it’s ALL final countdown. See those kids running off at the beginning of the video? Ya, they were on to something there.’

(8.7meg Flash video)

see it here »

How Many Condoms Can You Wear at Once?

`Some of you may have heard of the practice of “double bagging” – wearing two condoms during sex for extra protection (something not recommended by most condom manufacturers) . Taking this idea to its ultimate extreme, we set out to answer the question “How many condoms can you put on your dick?” However, since we were unable to find anyone with a penis willing to undertake this assignment, we had to settle for answering the question “How many condoms can you put on a dildo?” The answer: a lot. Hundreds. Tons. Or at least a couple of pounds worth. See what happened as we layered on the latex.’

Dance-off led to rumble

`It sounded like something out of a teen competition movie such as “Drumline” or “Bring it On.”

But the brawl that broke out Saturday night at McAdams Park following a spontaneous “dance-off” wasn’t a movie scene, and police and city officials on Monday were sorting through the aftermath that left one person hurt and two others — a mother and a son — facing criminal charges.

“This is a whole new arena” of crime, said Lt. Jeff Easter of the Wichita Police Department’s gang and felony assault section.

The Dynamic Steppers, a local drill team, was practicing routines at McAdams Park near 13th and I-135 on Saturday night when members of another drill team, the White Tigers, showed up and challenged the others to what was described as a “dance-off,” police said.’

Saigon Intersection

People are crazy.

(3meg .wmv)

Chemistry Comes Alive! Sample Movies

`The movies on Chemistry Comes Alive! CD-ROMs have been carefully produced, edited, and compressed into high quality QuickTime movies. Movies are only available on the Chemistry Comes Alive! CD-ROMs, but several samples are provided here.’


Cunt: A Cultural History

`’Cunt’ is perhaps the single most offensive and censored swearword in the English language: “Of all the four-letter words, CUNT is easily the most offensive” (Ruth Wajnryb, 2004). Our taboo surrounding the word ensures that it is rarely discussed, though, when it is, the superlatives come thick and fast: ‘cunt’ is “a word so hateful it can scarcely be uttered” (Jennifer Baumgardner and Amy Richards, 2000). Accordingly, Andrew Goldman calls ‘cunt’ “the mother of all nasty words” and “the most controversial word of all” (1999). For Tom Aldridge, it is “unarguably the most obscene [and] most forbidden word in English”, “the ultimate obscenity”, and “the nastiest four-letter word” (2001). John Doran describes it as “The most offensive word in the world”, “the worst word that anyone has ever been able to think of”, and “[the] most terrible of terrible words” (2002).’


World’s most expensive things!


Monday, September 19, 2005


Grow Cube

More of this. Cool. 🙂


Saturday, September 17, 2005


German Cannibal, Armin Meiwes, at Work

`Armin Meiwes (The cannibal),was charged with murder for sexual satisfaction.

He was convicted of manslaughter and sentenced to 8 1/2 years in prison for killing, dismembering and eating another man who allegedly agreed to the arrangement over the Internet.’

Not safe for work, I would think.


Coach rips auto thief from getaway car

`Ken Cavallon of Seattle said he swung into action early Tuesday morning when his wife saw three people trying to break into his truck outside their home.

“I realized, enough is enough, so I came flying up the hill,” Cavallon told KOMO-TV.

The coach grabbed a young man from inside the getaway vehicle as it began to pull away.

“The window was down just a little bit, so I ripped the window out, it shatters all over the ground,” Cavallon said. “I try to pull him out of the car and the seat belt gets in the way, so I open up the car door, and as the guy’s driving the get away car away, I yank him out of the car, throw him to the ground, pick him up, slam him on the hood of my truck, and just held him there.”‘

Ex-statie cadets detail academy hazing horrors

`Hazing at the state police academy was so vile that one recruit was ordered to wear a classmate’s soiled underwear – a demand that prompted him to abandon his dream of becoming a trooper.

“If I put on those . . . stained shorts, I would have been selling my soul to the devil,” said the man, who works in a local district attorney’s office and asked that his name be withheld. “It was all about humiliation. I didn’t want to work within that type of organization.” [..]

“The state police try to be more elite, but what is putting someone’s head in the toilet going to do make them a better investigator?” [some guy] said. “They are losing qualified people because of this juvenile crap.” [..]

“It was hell,” [some other guy] said. “If I had done to the prisoners there what was done to me at the State Police Academy, I would have been all over the news for prisoner abuse.”‘


Friday, September 16, 2005


The University Of Mother God Church

Rasa von Werder is a psychic catholic femdom goddess yoga guru, who is mystically married to God.

Psychic catholic femdom goddess yoga guru!

There’s many great articles, including:



Fleming senior wears racist T-shirt to school

`The undershirt the white student wore had a confederate flag on the front with the words “Keep it flying.” On the back, a cartoon depicted a group of hooded Klansmen standing outside a church, waving to two others who had just pulled away in a car reading “Just married.”

Two black men in nooses were being dragged behind.

Upset by the shirt, a 17-year-old black student hit the white student in the head. A crowd of about 100 students gathered to watch the Aug. 29 fight before authorities intervened. [..]

“I’m not racist or anything,” he said. “It’s just, some people I hate, some people I don’t get along with. And black people just happen to be the ones because they think they’re better than everyone else.” [..]

“I’m a redneck,” he said. “But no, I’m not racist.”‘

Jackson Water Park Treat

`Michael Jackson rented out an entire water park in Dubai so children and their parents could have fun for free.

The reclusive superstar, now based in the middle east, baffled onlookers at the Wild Wadi park, wearing a white lycra body suit that exposed just his nose and eyes.

A lifeguard tells British newspaper the Daily Express, “He looked even stranger than usual.

“His body is very skinny and lycra does him no favours.”‘

Bush’s Note

`U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a Security Council meeting at the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York September 14, 2005. World leaders are exploring ways to revitalize the United Nations at a summit on Wednesday but their blueprint falls short of Secretary-General Kofi Annan’s vision of freedom from want, persecution and war.’

Thursday, September 15, 2005


Gauss Pistol


* Makes almost no sound when fired
* Microprocessor-controlled
* Laser sight
* Two-stage accelerator
* Infrared optical gates
* Powered by 10 AA NiCd Batteries
* Built-in battery charger
* Bar display indicates Capacitor
Charge Progress
* Low Battery and High Temperature
LED indicators’

Wednesday, September 14, 2005


The beauty products from the skin of executed Chinese prisoners

`A Chinese cosmetics company is using skin harvested from the corpses of executed convicts to develop beauty products for sale in Europe, an investigation by the Guardian has discovered.

Agents for the firm have told would-be customers it is developing collagen for lip and wrinkle treatments from skin taken from prisoners after they have been shot. The agents say some of the company’s products have been exported to the UK, and that the use of skin from condemned convicts is “traditional” and nothing to “make such a big fuss about”.’

This is seriously fucked.



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