Tuesday, October 4, 2005


No sudden moves please…

`Welcome to Florida, the Sunshine State…but please, avoid any unnecessary confrontations with the locals.

They just might shoot you.

A new, shoot-first-ask-questions-later law goes into effect Monday, allowing gun-toting Floridians to shoot anyone they feel “threatens” them, including Canadian, for whom Florida is the number one tourist destination in the world.’

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