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Wednesday, October 5, 2005

 

Your Mom Jokes

I like the geek ones. 🙂

`Your mom’s weight is modeled by the summation of a diverging sequence. [..]

Your Mom is so fat that she makes neighboring carbons split into 5 peaks on her NMR spectrum. [..]

If your mom was a polar solute then intelligence would be a non-polar solvent. [..]

If your mom’s intelligence were a shell script, it’d be commented out. [..]

The shortest distance between your mom and any given person is 50 cents.’




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