`We call them ‘googledorks’ (gOO gôl’Dôrk, noun, slang) : An inept or foolish person as revealed by Google. Whatever you call these fools, you’ve found the center of the Google Hacking Universe! Stop by our forums to see where the magic happens!’
`A hydrofluoric acid spill has forced the closure of a significant portion of the downtown Phoenix area this morning. [..]
About 330 gallons of hydrofluoric acid leaked from a truck that was heading north on Seventh Avenue from Interstate 17, officials said. The truck turned east on Monroe and stopped at about Fifth Avenue.
Hydrofluoric acid is highly corrosive, but does not produce any toxic or harmful fumes, officials said.’
The “officials” are “officially idiots”. The minimum lethal dose for humans is 50 ppm in air over 30 minutes. By my calculations, 330 gallons would be enough to kill 982,586 people, if ingested.
`There’s no getting around it. At some point in your career, your patience will be tested with a stupid client who is so clueless that you’ll question your sanity, career choice, and the future of mankind.
You may have dealt with one already, one that just stuns you like a deer in headlights. Dumbfounded to utter anything but an “uhhh…”. Some clients have no concept of reality. They make up their mind, just to change it again to an even more hideous decision. And will end up blaming you for the mess. Can we honestly blame the client? Sure we can…’
`An operator said that the man was extremely shy to talk about such an intricate occurrence. His voice was trembling when the operator was asking him for details. As it became known, the young man was having a session of sex games with his girlfriend. It suddenly occurred to the girl to use a vibrating electric toothbrush in order to experience an absolutely different kind of pleasure. The enterprising lovers decided to turn the toothbrush on, and the girl carefully forced it inside the man’s rectum. It just so happened that the toothbrush slipped out of the girl’s hands because of abundant lubricant that she had applied on the “extreme vibrator.” The dental-care device made its way down the rectum alone. It became impossible to take the toothbrush out as a result of such a daring sexual experiment.’
`Michael Warner, a 58-year-old machine shop owner, had a long history of alcoholism, but couldn’t ingest alcohol because of medical problems with his throat, said Lake Jackson Police detective Robert Turner. The wine enema was a way he could become intoxicated without drinking alcohol, Turner said.
“I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I’ve ever heard of someone actually doing it,” Turner said.
[..] “We’re not talking about little bottles here,” Turner said, “These were at least 1.5 liter bottles.”‘
`During his daily sports report last week on Wild 4 News, the Estero High junior and another student were recapping the girls soccer team’s 8-0 shutout win against North Fort Myers. The script, pre-approved by their TV production teacher, said that the team really kicked some booty.
Then Devlin, wanting to inject a little energy into his broadcast, responded with a quick-witted joke:
“I love booty,” he cracked.
Instead of a laugh, though, Devlin’s statement got him called into the administrative office.’
`The scriptures clearly indicate that neither Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, faithful Job, the Apostles, Jesus nor any other human bearing God’s favor himself owned a cat. Should we simply assume that this is a mere coincidence? Surely not! This was most likely because they didn’t want to be like the pagan contemporaries of their respective days who showed no regard for how God feels about owning a cat. In harmony with the pattern set by the faithful prophets and worthies of old, it would therefore not be fitting for the true Christian today to own a cat. [..]
The question of how to dispose of one’s unwanted cat is a serious matter. Would it be proper to hand over such a creature of Satan to a person of the world? We see no immediate problem with this, as such a person is already immersed in the wicked ways of this system of things, and so a beastly companion would be a fitting one indeed.’
`An asteroid expected to fly past Earth in 2029 will be visible to the naked eye, scientists projected Thursday. [..]
The 2029 event will be the closest brush by a good-sized asteroid known to occur. The rock will pass Earth inside the orbits of some satellites. No other asteroid has ever been clearly visible to the unaided eye.
The asteroid is roughly estimated to be a little more than 1,000 feet (320 meters) wide.’
`A newlywed Cambodian husband caught by his wife in bed with the family dog angered her even more by proclaiming his love for the dog and asking for a divorce.
Police said the 24-year-old husband was found by his shocked 20-year-old wife in a passionate embrace with the dog, a two-year-old mongrel bitch.
The wife became even more upset when the man confessed he loved the dog more than her [..]’
`A supermarket tabloid apologized and withdrew its latest issue after being criticized for publishing a “top 10 ugliest people” list that included a police officer who suffered disfiguring burns.
Jason Schechterle was badly burned in 2001 when a taxi slammed into the back of his patrol car, causing it to burst into flames. The Phoenix officer was so badly burned that surgeons had to strip away his face to save his life.’
`A Chinese man has patented his technique for growing his own wooden chairs.
Mr Wu, from Shenyang City, Liaoning province, moulds branches into shape while the tree is still growing.’
with pictures.
`A man says a traffic ticket a state trooper gave him is for the birds — or at least for flipping the bird. Stephen Corey, 42, filed a federal lawsuit because he says he had a First Amendment right to flip his middle finger at the trooper in July.
Trooper Samuel Nassan III gave Corey, a flight attendant from Pittsburgh, a ticket for following another vehicle too closely, then wrote him up for giving “an improper hand signal while passing my patrol car, namely middle finger up,” according to Corey’s lawsuit.’
`This highly unscientific quiz will haphazardly let you know when you may die. Do not be fooled by imitations! This quiz will test you on your lifestyle, and using a highly advanced, totally secret, super-algorithm that was created in less than one-hour, will tell you of your destined fate that was almost completely made up!’
I’ve got until I’m 71. That’s a little while yet. :)
` The disc is to be taped or glued to the bottom of your car’s gas tank. Promoters say it significantly increases gas mileage and improves air quality. They don’t say how it works, beyond claiming it sends “holographic frequencies into the gas tank and changes the molecular structure of the gasoline.”
“It doesn’t work,” says Dr. Terry Parker, a physics professor at the Colorado School of Mines. Parker and graduate student John Dane of the chemistry department tested the device for 9News.
“It’s clear that it’s just a sticker and nothing else,” Dane said.’
‘A couple of friends wire a guys horn to his brakes. Pretty funny to watch their buddy drive away beeping at everyone in front of him.’
(1.6meg .wmv)
`404 – Someone who is clueless. From the Web error message, “404 Not Found,” which means the document requested couldn’t be located. “Don’t bother asking John. He’s 404.”’
`On June 13, 2004, at approximately 8:30 AM, Community Volunteer Fire Department’s Engine 2 and Ambulance 2 were dispatched to the intersection of Alief-Clodine Road and Metro Boulevard in Southwest Harris County, Texas for the report of a car versus telephone pole.
Upon arrival, the engine company found a vehicle still running, hanging on the telephone wires by its right front tire.’
with pictures.
`The ongoing study, the first evaluation of the abstinence programs across the state, found that students in almost all high school grades were more sexually active after undergoing abstinence education.
Researchers don’t believe the programs encouraged teenagers to have sex, only that the abstinence messages did not interfere with customary trends among adolescents.’
`Fast payment and good communication. thanks
Reply by mizzelphug: Liar. I paid with paypal and EVERYTHING was automated. I didn’t even email you.
[..]
Cute items! Fast shipping! Thank you! AAA+++
Reply by mizzelphug: I got them out of a gumball machine. Thank USPS for the fast shipping, not me.’
`Some web sites have claimed to “debunk the male pregnancy hoax,” but they’re mistaken. This is not a hoax like Orson Welles’ War of the Worlds broadcast. It’s true that many of the people involved in this project (including Mr. Lee) are indeed artists — and Virgil Wong has created an art installation of Male Pregnancy for exhibit at the PaperVeins Museum of Art — but yes, Mr. Lee is really pregnant.’
`Audio data collected by the Huygens Atmospheric Structure Instrument (HASI), which includes an acoustic sensor, during Huygens’ descent, 14 January 2005.’
`WARNING
If you watch this video you must
pass it on and have someone else
watch. If you don’t you will die
in 7 days.’
`[..] when told of the exact text of the First Amendment, more than one in three high school students said it goes “too far” in the rights it guarantees. Only half of the students said newspapers should be allowed to publish freely without government approval of stories. [..]
When asked whether people should be allowed to express unpopular views, 97 percent of teachers and 99 percent of school principals said yes. Only 83 percent of students did.’
`The videotapes do not lie, the Nebraska Supreme Court said Friday in upholding an exotic dancer’s conviction and sentence for performing sex acts with a dog. The court unanimously rejected the appeal of Romona Anglemyer, a 32-year-old Lincoln woman who had worked at the now defunct Mataya’s Babydolls club.’
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