‘Last September, the 23rd to be exact, I got a speeding ticket. 47 m.p.h. in a 30 m.p.h. zone, in an area well known for busting speeders. Yesterday, I went to court for it. I won, and by saying that I won, I mean I won. This isn’t plead down to a lesser charge, cited for equipment failure, or something else. This is winning, as in ‘dismissed without prejudice,’ which is what it says on the findings sheet given to me when it was all said and done. No fine, no points, just a little time spent and six bucks for parking at the courthouse.
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