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Wednesday, February 1, 2006

 

Impressive woman seeks a cast for Return of The Jedi themed orgy

`Evah since I been a lil girl i always be thinkin that it would be nasty (in a good way) to have a couple of men act out that scene from Star Wars where Luke comes to rescue Princess Leah from Jabba the hut.

Here’s what i want: Four men (Luke, Jabba, Hans Solo, and Chewy) to come over to my house, tie me up by the neck and then beat me around for a while before reenacting the entire portion of the film that takes place at Jabba’s palace (i will provide copies of the script for you to memorize or read before we commence and i have created costumes from fabric and pieces of plastic i had lying around the house).’

With pictures. Hilarious. 🙂




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