Thursday, February 2, 2006


Vampire candidate arrested

‘Self-described vampire and Minnesota gubernatorial candidate Jonathan “The Impaler” Sharkey has been arrested on Indiana charges of stalking and escape. [..]

Princeton police said their search discovered the May 2005 warrants that led to Sharkey’s arrest Monday. [..]

Among his proposals was one that would use impalement to execute murderers, rapists and terrorists.

“As governor,” Sharkey said, “terrorists and criminals will live in fear of me, while the people of this state will be able to live fear free.”‘

BoingBoing has a picture of the vampire. I know I’m scared.

followup to Vampire seeks governor’s job.

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