Friday, February 10, 2006


My Shit Doesn’t Stink!

`I hate to say it but I really like the smell of my own shit! I don’t make a habit of smelling it, well I didn’t used to, but I accidentally got a bit on my fingers when I was wiping my ass a few years back and I thought ‘What the hell?’. So I gave it a little whiff and f*ck me if it wasn’t one of the sweetest smelling aromas I’ve ever had the pleasure to fill my lungs with. [..]

I tried to get my girlfriend to enjoy it by ‘accidentally’ shoving a finger up her nose whilst we were having sex but she was having none of it. Oh well. Her loss I guess.’

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