Wednesday, June 14, 2006


Overheard at College: The Campus Speaks

‘Prof: It has to be something that grabs people’s attention. Like, which would you rather see: how a painter paints a masterpiece or two dogs having sex? It would be the two dogs having sex – right?’

‘Prof: I don’t like finals, but I’m required to give you one. So I’ll give you the questions. And I’ll give you the answers. And, during the final, if you don’t know the answer to a question, come up and ask me, and I’ll tell you. I believe finals are a learning experience. If you don’t know the answer on the test and I tell you, you’re learning.’

‘Guy #1: They never said I had to take that class. They just said it was pre-something.
Guy #2: Prerequisite?
Guy #1: Yeah, whatever that means.’

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