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Friday, November 3, 2006

 

Ten ways to sacrifice a virgin

`6) DROWN THEM IN A BARREL

Water is acceptable, but this method’s implied ostentation suggests something more sumptuous is required.

Mead, whisky or absinthe, should your budget stretch so far, are all worthy submergents. For less well-funded cults, Mateus rose and Daddies sauce will suffice if no-one’s checking the receipts.’




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