Saturday, December 2, 2006


Peter Kay Quotes

`When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. [..]

I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. [..]

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough.’ [..]

If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat? [..]

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?’

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