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Monday, January 1, 2007

 

How To Fight

`Armed with my new tips and tricks, I laced up my skates and headed out to face the jungle that is childhood. When the boys confronted me again, I dared them to mess with me. One ballsy kid lunged towards me with the intent of pushing me down. Quickly, I kicked that kid squarely between the legs with my skate. He crumpled to the ground as I hysterically screamed at his friends, ďIíLL EAT YOUR EYES! IíLL EAT ALL OF YOUR EYES!Ē Terrified, those boys got up and ran like Hell. Iíve never felt so empowered in my entire life.’




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