Wednesday, January 17, 2007


Bare Bottom Bandit

‘Two things made Chistopher Willever’s drunken theft of a Tobacco Hut even worse as he crawled across the store floor _ a lousy belt and his camera-loving backside.

Omaha’s bare-bottom bandit was sentenced to three to five years in prison today for his March crime that earned him the fitting distinction.

Douglas County District Judge Thomas Otepka told the 22-year-old Willever — quote — “You were an ass in every true sense of the word in this crime.”

Willever’s public defender says Willever was tired of being poor so he drank a fifth of rum and decided to rob the store. ‘

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