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Tuesday, March 6, 2007

 

What to do in an emergency

‘Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.

If you’ve become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that. [..]

Survive a biohazard attack by first standing, then begging on your knees, then rolling over and playing dead. [..]

If you see colors in the sky, grasp your throat and pretend to choke yourself. Girls go for that. [..]

Your telephone may be a practicing physician. Look for a phone with no numbers on it.’




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