Monday, March 12, 2007


One Liners

‘9 out of 10 doctors say the 10th doctor should mellow out.

Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf.

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

Any twelve people who can’t get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers.

By the time they had diminished from 50 to eight, the other dwarves began to suspect “Hungry”.

Every 10 seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Here at First National, you’re not just a number – you’re two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash, and another number.

If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant.’

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