Sunday, July 15, 2007


Failures of humanity witnessed at amusement parks

‘One of my friends used to work in the parade dancing as different characters. After each parade ends, its basically their job to go and shake the kiddies hands without falling too far behind the group. So one Christmas, this friend was dressed in a gingerbread man outfit with this creepy looking face for a Christmas themed parade. When it was time to go around and shake the kiddies hands, this one kid just held on and wouldn’t let go of his massive ginger hand. And now his pack is leaving him behind as they go off to end the parade, so my friend gets level to the kids face and whispers so only the kid can hear, “I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.” The kid automatically lets go. He then gets up and merrily danced away from a completely traumatized and crying child.’

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