‘A man stopped for drink driving was found to be wearing nothing behind the wheel except his shoes and socks. [..]
He stalled and his car lurched forward, bumping their vehicle. Officers then discovered he was almost naked. [..]
A spokesman for the Crown Prosecution Service said: “His trousers and top were stuffed into the footwell of the car.
“The passengers in the rear of the car were not apparently aware that he was naked.
“It seems they saw him get out to relieve himself and were unaware that when he got back in the car it was without his clothes on.” [..]
It is understood he never explained why he was driving almost naked.’