‘I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.’