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Sunday, August 12, 2007

 

Humor for lexophiles

‘I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.’




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