Tuesday, July 1, 2008


I’ll be just fine, says planet

‘The planet Earth has dismissed claims it is in danger from global warming, stressing the worst that could happen is the extinction of the human race.

The Earth spoke out after a series of books, television programmes and environmental campaigns urged people to do everything in their power to ‘Save the Planet’.

Earth, 4,000,000,000, said last night: “I’ll be absolutely fine, seriously. I might get a bit warmer and a bit wetter, but to be honest, that actually sounds quite nice.

“Try living through an ice age. Pardon my French, but it’s absolutely fucking freezing.”

The planet, based 93 million miles from the Sun, said it was ‘sick and tired’ of being drawn into arguments about human behaviour.’

One Response to “I’ll be just fine, says planet”

  1. I Hate SOCIETY Says:

    about time Earth got her opinion in there, and shes completely right, the worst that will happen is several million extinctions.

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