Drunk Breakdancer Knocks Himself Out
‘A great display of drunk break dancing in the kitchen usually ends badly. This guy thinks he can do a flip, he was wrong. Gonna have a major headache tomorrow.’
(4.6meg Windows media)
‘A great display of drunk break dancing in the kitchen usually ends badly. This guy thinks he can do a flip, he was wrong. Gonna have a major headache tomorrow.’
(4.6meg Windows media)
`You’ve all seen the original Google Sightseeing Topless Sunbather already, but did you know that the Hague is in fact completely overrun with naked and semi-naked Dutch men and women? Yes people, it’s time to get your magnifying glasses out, because here comes the Top 10 Naked People on Google Earth!’
BoingBoing is covering a story about a crazy looking comic put out by the NRA. The images in the comic have been described as such:
`With their mutant critter hordes of lobsters, islamofascist deer, and TNT-totin’ owls, razor-eschewing hippie chicks who’ve escaped from R. Crumb comix are coming to burn down your white suburban home. And ye shall know them by the tracks of their Birkenstocks.’
A PDF copy of the comic is available here.
(3.9meg PDF)
I like how he starts to scream about it burning as soon as it’s lit. :)
This guy is more of a cockhead than a comedian, but the ending gave me a bit of a laugh. :)
‘Watch as this guy does the superman dive onto his roommate’s bed. That’s gonna leave a mark.’
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This is from that Balls Of Steel show, which appears to be consistently hilarious. I dug up a few more clips.
If you look closely there’s a ball of sparks/plasma/fire all around his left hand. That’ll teach him. :)
`A local woman became seriously ill after unaccountably putting a lime inside a coconut, and then drinking both up, sources say.
The woman, identified as 38-year-old Tonya Northfield, is not believed to have any prior history of incidents involving large tropical fruits or citrus fruits. However, unique circumstances prompted her to put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both up.
“My brother bought a coconut,” Northfield said, “he bought it for a dime. “And I had a nice, fresh lime that had also cost only ten cents. Given the small monetary investment in the two fruits, and the fact that I wasn’t using them for anything else, it seemed only logical to put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both up.”‘
There’s a variety of amusing images from Sports Illustrated. Some are more amusing than others. Like Super Sledding Office Lady, for example.
`Santa Claus was forced to swap his traditional red and white hat for protective headgear after children pelted him with mince pies in Scotland.
Santa was hit on the head by pastries thrown from a balcony as he handed out gold chocolate coins at a shopping center in the town of Paisley, near Glasgow, at the weekend.
“Health and safety is paramount,” center manager Andrew MacKinnon said on Wednesday. “We issued him with a yellow hardhat equipped with a pair of reindeer antlers to make it look more festive.”’
‘George W. Bush Jr. Was Interviewed In 1992 While Drunk On Camera.’
This might be a repost. I’ve definitely seen it before, but it’s still funny. :)
‘The communications director for Montana’s lone congressman solicited the services of two men he falsely believed to be criminally minded hackers-for-hire — with the expressed goal of jacking up his college GPA — during an exchange that spanned 22 e-mails over two weeks this past summer.’
The emails are hilarious.
`A couple years ago I put the biggest above ground pool I could find in my living room. The pictures were posted to a bunch of those link collecting sites and almost 7000 people saw the pictures the first day. Every year or so they are rediscovered and they get a ton of hits. However, I’ve never publicly told the story of the pool and why I did it. Avast!
One day my friend Crystal sends me an IM. Here’s a dramatic rendition of the event :
Crystal: OMG! Ty, check out www.penguinwarehouse.com
So I did.’
Related to: Hoax penguin website fools shoppers
‘This is from a Brazilian TV Show called DOMINGO LEGAL where hot Women dance like this regularly. Can you really blame him?’
Donald Trump gives his opinion on Rosie O’Donnel. Donald Trump, it turns out, can be really fucken funny. :)
She looks like a slob and talks like a truck driver, for a start. :)
‘On Monday, Graef visited CNET’s Second Life bureau for a discussion about her business, how best to set up businesses in Second Life and the nature of competition there.
Unfortunately, as the interview was commencing, the event was attacked by a “griefer,” someone intent on disrupting the proceedings. The griefer managed to assault the CNET theater for 15 minutes with–well, there’s no way to say this delicately–animated flying penises.’
(5.4meg Flash video)