‘Actor and Rocky icon Sylvester Stallone thinks Richard Gere is still frosted at him for starting that whole crazy gerbil-hospital emergency room urban legend about Gere.
AintItCoolNews.com reporter/editor Harry Knowles broke the story that Gere harbors ill feelings because he allegedly believes it was Sylvester who started that ridiculous legend about Gere and the gerbil.
Allegedly the bad blood between the two actors became so intense that Gere got kicked off the film “The Lords of Flatbush.” “To this day [he] seriously dislikes me,” says Sly, who adds, for the record, that he did not start the rodent rumor. Gere’s rep had no comment.’
‘I’ll wrap my dick around your neck and start you up like a fucken lawn mower.’
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`My name is [edited] and I run [edited].com
I have been running the site for over two years and we have been ranked very highly for the search term [edited].
On Thursday morning I checked our google positions and your site is now above us for this term. I haev checked your blog and it has nothing to do with [edited], so I think it would be best all round if you remove your blog from google for this search term.
Please understand that we make our living from this, and you are just writing a blog that has nothing to do with [edited].
If you do not remove yourself from google for this search, then I will call them myself and have you removed.
I expect a reply soon.’
A talking deer on the hood of a car.
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`Supermodel Naomi Campbell was acclaimed for nonsense overnight after winning the Plain English Campaign’s annual Foot in Mouth prize.
The London-born catwalk star scooped this year’s award for her patriotic observation on British cuisine: “I love England, especially the food. There’s nothing I like more than a lovely bowl of pasta.” [..]
Campbell beat Wales’s First Minister Rhodri Morgan to the dubious honour of the year’s best example of mixed metaphor, mangled syntax or plain stupidity, robbing him of a hat-trick of wins.
The Labour Party politician said in a Welsh Assembly debate: “But obviously the issue is that if you had another £450 million ($1.12 billion) from somewhere else, you have got another £450 million, but what does that tell you?
“That is like saying, if my auntie was a bloke, she would be my uncle.”‘
A few people are stuck in a house in the snow and they’re playing a game to pass the time. Each person takes turns telling another person something horrible they’ve secretly done to them in the past.
‘A Bishop is facing calls for his resignation after he allegedly spent a drunken night out and then claimed to parishioners that a head injury he suffered as a result was caused by a mugger.
The Right Reverend Tom Butler, Bishop of Southwark, reportedly staggered home from an embassy function and climbed into the back of a stranger’s Mercedes, where he started throwing an infant’s toys. He was pulled out but toppled over and suffered several head wounds. Asked to explain himself, he is claimed to have said: ‘I’m the Bishop of Southwark. It’s what I do.’ He then disappeared into the night but left in the car personal belongings including a cross, personal organiser and correspondence with the Home Office.’
The original story is here: Bishop of Southwark is mugged outside his frontdoor
A Google search for that phrase currently gives a link to www.moonbuggy.org/tag/piss/, which makes me laugh. :)
It’s down the bottom of the page, but still in the top 10. Heh. The only results above it at the moment are from the SMH, The Herald Sun and The Australian newspapers. :)
It’s probably not as funny as I think it is. But fuckyas. :)
The post Google probably wants to be pointing to is here: Taking the p out of PM snow joke
`Some families need to make use of contraception!’
‘From the Japanese late night show “Vermilion Pleasure Night” A geisha, teaches English for “everyday situations”. I doubt some of these phrases are used in everyday life though.’
The third phrase is hilarious. I’ve never used or heard anyone use it, but apparently it’s useful in everyday life so I should start using it. First rate. :)
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All sorts of amusing winter mishaps.
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Animated short in which a Will Nolan reads from his actual notebook about when he was a kid who was being bullied.
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Japanese men covered in oil trying to move furniture. They fall over a fair bit. :)
This guy eats teaspoons of different spices and gives them a rating out of 12.
‘I have no spit in my mouth. It has taken the spit.’
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‘A German cop stops this kid and takes away his motorcycle. During the process of confiscating it he ends up crashing it into a tree.’
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I don’t see what that fat guy was hoping to achieve with that twisty thing.
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‘The Coolest 8 Year old in the world talks about Bill O’Reilly and Religion.’
Also, Bill O’Reilly responds.
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This is from some Japanese TV show. People are selected randomly from a group to do unpleasant things, which are quite hilarious to watch. From `The Slapping Machine’ to ‘Bad Smell Air’, it’s all great. They’re doing it all in a library though, so the people who don’t get picked are struggling very hard not to laugh lest the librarian shush them.
Japanese TV is some of the best TV in the world. This is hilarious. :)
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`When pigs fly, indeed. Kevin Pugh, 20, of Cedar Bluff, has been fined $279 for tossing a pig over the counter at the Holiday Inn Express in West Point on Nov. 12. Pugh pleaded guilty Tuesday in city court to a charge of disturbing the peace.
West Point Police Lt. Danny McCaskill has said Pugh didn’t know the employees of the hotel. There was no evidence intoxication was a factor.
No one was hurt, including the pig, officers said.
“This was the silliest thing I’ve ever seen,” McCaskill said. [..]
McCaskill said there have been four late-night incidents involving animal-tossing at West Point businesses. Twice a pig was tossed and two of the incidents involved possums.’
The look on the dads face when the kid kicks his mum in the face is absolutely hilarious.
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