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Seems to be more a matter of luck that stupidity in some cases. Still, funny. :)

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‘Depending on how long you’ve been visiting Break and if you ever played World Of Warcraft, this will either be the funniest video you’ve seen in a long time or will leave you scratching your head.’

Followup to Leeroy!.

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Here’s a couple of clips from a banned Mythbusters episode, busting the myth that pretty girls don’t fart and then setting farts on fire.

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`Nothing says Happy Holidays like a photo of sweet little toddlers screaming at Santa. A couple of years ago, the Chicago Tribune asked readers to send in their “Scared of Santa” photos. Those photos are included here, as well as additional photos sent in by SouthFlorida.com, Sun-Sentinel.com and Chicago Tribune readers in subsequent years. Enjoy!’

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‘mom tells the kids she is going to have another baby. whatch the kid’s reactions’

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‘Sunrise co-host David Koch knows all about piss takes … but there’s one he wishes he hadn’t got involved in.

The TV star has been forced to apologise for retelling a viewer’s joke on air involving John and Janette Howard and a message written in urine in the snow. [..]

The network even got a call from an irate Government minister offended by Koch’s telling of the gag during yesterday’s Joke of the Day segment at 6.50am.

Even his on-air colleagues looked frozen by the time he came to the end of the joke, until co-host Natalie Barr gave an awkward laugh.

“I think that’s actually … Did you vet that with anyone before you … ?” a stunned Barr asked.’

Update: now with video.

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`We’ve all dreamed of it – who wouldn’t want to have bright blue urine? Alright, I admit some people might be appalled at this strange activity, but many will find it interesting.

No, you don’t have to contract Syphilis to get blue urine. The method presented here is quite harmless.

WARNING: This guide contains instructions to eat things which are not sold for human consumption. Make sure you know the risks and read all relevant MSDS sheets before trying this on yourself! Some people may be allergic to Methylene Blue dye.’

‘In January 1968, the US Navy electronic surveillance ship USS Pueblo was quietly lurking off the east coast of North Korea, its assorted antennae pricked to absorb any kind of interesting electronic transmissions. There was little doubt that the North Koreans would cease any intelligence-worthy communications if they learned that the “environmental research” ship was eavesdropping, so the Pueblo’s crew operated under radio silence to avoid detection. Nevertheless, there was surprisingly little for the sophisticated electronics to observe; in terms of signals, Soviet-friendly Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) was uncharacteristically quiet. With so little information to pore over, the only interruption in the monotony was the occasional task of chipping the thick frosting of ice from the deck.

But on 22 January, something out of the ordinary happened. [..]’

There’s another website with a link to the captain’s Final Confession which is hilarious. :)

`These drugs aren’t mine! I’m merely helping someone close to me overcome a drug problem, so I had to take them away, and then I had to drive down the highway as fast as I could to get away from him, but it’s impossible to get away from him, because that someone is me.’

`For 40 years it has been torched, vandalized, had its legs cut off and even been run over by a car. But officials in the Swedish city of Gavle are guaranteeing that this year’s giant straw Christmas goat – the victim of Sweden’s most violent yule tradition – will survive unscathed.

The 43-foot-high goat – a centuries-old yule symbol that preceded Santa Claus as the bringer of gifts to Swedish homes – has been burned down 22 times since it was first set up in Gavle’s square on Dec. 3, 1966.

But for its 40th anniversary Sunday, officials think they have finally outsmarted the resourceful vandals by dousing the battered ram with flame-resistant chemicals normally used on airplanes.’

Crickey.

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‘A soccer player gets hurt during a game and the medical team is forced to carry the player off the field. They decide to speed things up by trying to jog him off but one of the dudes can’t keep up and ends up dropping the player.’

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Walking of a sort, I suppose. :)

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You’ll hear the phrase “car battery to the head” at some point in this clip. :)

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‘This is a pretty cute bunny who also doubles as a letter opener. You’ll never have to suffer from paper cuts again!’

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#702332
<APC> I steal from the automated checkout all the fucking time now
<APC> Well, I still pay
<APC> I just lie about what I bought
<APC> for instance
<APC> 2 pounds of bananas costs less than say, 2 pounds of hustler and playboy

#700613
[Synista]: You know what would have been cool
[Synista]: if in the superman movie, they had him break a horse’s back

#697515
|Polly|: I’ll rape you in the face
Phantom: My mom saw that
|Polly|: Good
|Polly|: I was talking to her

Also: #708460, #703138, #700091, #695338, #685293, #685827, #694821, #694984, #695059, #676189 and #676535

So, I did this test to kill some time. Apparently I’m introverted, intuitive, thinking and perceiving. INTP, for short. Detailed description [with the bits that make me chuckle in bold :)]:

`loner, more interested in intellectual pursuits than relationships or family, wrestles with the meaninglessness of existence, likes esoteric things, disorganized, messy, likes science fiction, can be lonely, observer, private, can’t describe feelings easily, detached, likes solitude, not revealing, unemotional, rule breaker, avoidant, familiar with the darkside, skeptical, acts without consulting others, does not think they are weird but others do, socially uncomfortable, abrupt, fantasy prone, does not like happy people, appreciates strangeness, frequently loses things, acts without planning, guarded, not punctual, more likely to support marijuana legalization, not prone to compromise, hard to persuade, relies on mind more than on others, calm‘

So, you cunts better not be happy around me. I’ll calmly kick you in the nuts or something if you are. :)

`A giant escaped parrot has been caught by police after a violent struggle in which it tore up the uniform of one of the arresting officers, police said.

Walkers in a forest near the town of Walldürn in southwestern Germany had alerted police that a huge bird with a colorful plumage was sitting in a tree.

Two policemen dispatched to the scene caught sight of the parrot, which was about 90 centimeters (about three feet) long. “He didn’t say anything, and definitely didn’t provide his name and address. He just screeched deafeningly,” said a spokesman for the Walldürn police.’

The Straight Dope article itself isn’t all that great. The person who asked the question seemed a bit silly, if you ask me. But anyways, at the bottom of the page is a section called “Questions we’re still thinking about”. And some of them seem even more silly. :) For example:

`Don’t ask how this came up, please. Which weighs more: a cubic foot of unsalted butter, or a cubic foot of an adult blue whale? –JKP, via e-mail’

`How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? –Justin Lefto, via e-mail’

.. :)

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`The older woman began beating the man with a stick, while her daughter called police on her cell phone. The woman who was being assaulted ran away, and the older woman and her daughter started walking away too, when the naked man came after the daughter and tried to grab her cell phone. The mother then started hitting the assailant with the stick again, at which point the man turned on her and tries to snatch her eyeglasses off of her face. The daughter then managed to get the man off of her mother, at which point, police say, the man started singing and dancing in a circle.

Police arrived and the naked man started fighting with them, stricking one officer in the face and hitting another with a large stick. They finally manged to take the man into custody and took him to a hospital to be evaluated.’

Singing and dancing in a circle. :)

This guy tries to track down the actors from the A Team to have a reunion. There’s 12 short videos all together. I’m part way through the first one and it seems to be somewhat amusing. :)

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‘They filled a pool with a mix of cornstarch and water made on a concrete mixer truck. It becomes a non-newtonian fluid. When stress is applied to the liquid it exhibits properties of a solid.’

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Here’s a comedian doing some fairly funny jokes when some guy in the audience starts to heckle him. And then it just gets funnier. :)

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