`Sumner Redstone – the head of Viacom, the parent company of Paramount Pictures – isn’t done ripping into Tom Cruise just yet. Nine weeks after he leveled Cruise in the press and effectively fired him from Paramount, Redstone says he doesn’t regret a thing:
“He was embarrassing the studio. And he was costing us a lot of money … (My wife), like women everywhere, had come to hate him … His behavior was entirely unacceptable … he just didn’t turn one [woman] off, he turned off all women, and a lot of men.”
Redstone estimates that Cruise’s public meltdowns cost Paramount between 100 and 150 million dollars, saying that “Mission: Impossible III was the best picture of the three, and it did the worst,” so he has no regrets if he embarrassed Cruise [..]’
Some guy is trying to get login information for a Valve account over a chat program. Luckily the guy saved the chat logs, ’cause they’re kinda funny. :)
`William Shatner is obsessed with breasts, according to US TV star Jeri Ryan.
The blonde beauty revealed that when she worked with the ‘Star Trek’ actor on the hit TV series ‘Boston Legal’ he was only interested in talking about her ample bosom – which she nicknamed ‘The Girls’.
Asked whether they ever discussed the cult sci-fi film franchise she said: “Not really. He mainly talked about ‘The Girls’.”‘
So, you want to shoot some clay pigeons, but they’re too small and you can’t hit them. What to do? The obvious solution: bigger targets. :)
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‘In 1984, Director Stanley Kubrick placed ads throughout the U.S. for young aspiring actors to send in audition tapes for “Full Metal Jacket”. This is one of them…’
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‘Now, how many times does this happen in North America daily? we caught it on tape….while the driver should know better, look at the attendants directions. wonder if either of these two could find their ass with both hands??’
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‘These guys build a sweet air canon and decide they need a human target to test it out.’
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`The four customers left Peking Palace without paying for their meal.
Waiter Bobby Aru noticed; he would be stuck paying their $40 dinner tab Monday night at his mother’s restaurant, 1261 S. Rock Road.
He ran into the parking lot and hollered at the three men and one woman to stop. When they got into a red pickup, he impulsively jumped into the bed of the truck as they drove away. [..]
He said he yelled at them again to stop, but it didn’t matter. The driver swerved and made sharp turns in an effort to “shake me loose.”
But Aru hung on.
“It looked like a kung fu movie,” he said.’
‘I guess the zoo isn’t feeding their gorillas as many fresh bananas as they used to. Right after this was filmed the gorilla got a call from a Dutch porn producer, he’s gonna be a star!’
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A letter sent home by a crazy sounding teacher.
`Tired of having its offices evacuated due to false alarms, Canada’s postal system said on Monday it will no longer transport replica and inert military explosives.
Canada Post said that fake and inoperative grenades and artillery shells have caused “numerous” evacuations of post offices in recent years, which have disrupted the flow of mail and scared employees.
“Continued exposure to these replica or inert munitions poses a real danger and desensitizes Canada Post and Canada Border Services Agency employees to instances where there may be a genuine explosive device,” it said in a statement.’
‘Here is a good way to mess up your car. Im not sure where this is from but these cars try to outrun a road block as it lowers for paying vehicles.’
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`With its highly evolved social structure of tens of thousands of worker bees commanded by Queen Elizabeth, the honey bee genome could also improve the search for genes linked to social behavior. [..]
Queen Elizabeth has 10 times the lifespan of workers and lays up to 2,000 eggs a day.’
Everyone seems to be extremely excited for no good reason at all.
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Some funny prank calls to political talkshow type thingies on Cspan.
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‘This is kinda funny. A polar bear at the Milwaukee Zoo dances for a crowd of people.’
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A baseball team’s manager goes a bit crazy during a radio interview. He’s got some good information for anyone looking to plant tomatos though.
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‘I hope this kid grows up and kicks the crap out of his older brother.’
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‘A major drug bust in Minnesota turns up some interesting evidence and Maplewood’s Eyewitness news is on the scene. These drug dealers are going to be the toast of prison.’
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`The scene: Fairbanks, Alaska, 1994. Congressman Don Young, already in office for 20 years, is on the stump preaching the virtues of Newt Gingrich’s Republican revolution to a group of high school students. Just look at all the wasteful things the federal government does with taxpayers’ money, he tells them. The National Endowment for the Arts, for example, funds art involving “people doing offensive things … things that are absolutely ridiculous.” One student asks, “Like what?”
“Buttfucking,” replies the great scourge of obscenity and instructor of youth.’
‘Ultimate Warrior says some of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard.’
That’s wrestling for you, I suppose.
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`Tom Cruise has filed a $50-million lawsuit against Holesome Fun Incorporated, the world’s largest manufacturer of sex toys, over the company’s alleged unauthorized use of his image on its new Mission Insertable butt plug.
Mr. Cruise is also demanding “the immediate and complete withdrawal” of the Mission Insertable butt plug from Holesome Fun’s Dark Side of the Moon catalog and from any and all persons “currently harboring” this device.’
You can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bull frog.
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‘This video has recently got a bunch of mascots from Disney France in a lot of trouble. In the video disney mascots get a little frisky with one another backstage.’
Update to Disney characters in orgy video.
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Audio clip of some guy messing with a telemarketer.
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`Three weeks ago, Maryland state Sen. Ed DeGrange was sitting at his desk when the phone rang. The caller was an inmate from a nearby prison with a list of complaints. But he wasn’t calling from the prison pay phone. He was calling from a mobile phone in his cell.
DeGrange says his first thought when he heard that was, “You’ve got to be kidding me.”
“He even went as far as to leave a number,” he adds. [..]
Last month, a warden in Texas also got a call — from the mother of one of his inmates. She was calling to complain that her son was getting poor cell-phone reception inside the prison.’
