I think the Richard Pryor interview is hilarious:
‘Around 6:29, he launches into a vigorous fit of mock masturbation which, when conducted on national TV, is a pretty good indicator that you’re out of your fucking gourd. Pryor also says a few things that might suggest he’s on drugs, such as: “I didn’t get caught yesterday buying seven pounds of cocaine in front of eight policemen.”’
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`Out of more than 36 million search queries that hundreds of thousands of AOL users typed into AOL’s Internet search engine from March to May, here is the term most queried: Google.
That so many customers would use one search engine to find another is among the odd truths being mined from AOL’s public release of search data. The company last week called the incident involving 658,000 users’ queries a “screw-up” and apologized. But for better or worse, the data offer the first widespread public glimpse of how people search the Internet, of what they are interested in. Of how people think.’
`You know those really mean things that come to mind, but you would never say? Well, it seems Yukko is more than willing to spill the beans.’
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‘This guy wipes out big time off a trampoline and actually breaks right through his fence.’
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A pretty funny clip about Genesis.
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‘Sometimes even politicians can’t keep from restraining themselves. These guys are in a heated debate when one guy storms off the set.’
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`A few of us at work have been pranked one too many times by a certain coworker by the name of Mike. He was out of town for a few days and we had some extra cardboard laying around. This is what happens when you push creative IT workers too far! Enjoy your new office Mike!’
‘This guy just pulled a Munson. If he knocks over all the pins on his next shot does he still get a spare?’
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A few funny moments in various sports. The wrestling seems a bit gay. :)
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‘This is a clip from that Japanese prank show. Some new guy on the job is told to grab a cab and deliver some paperwork. The cab driver is a stunt driver and scares the crap out of the guy.’
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`The American action hero Chuck Norris is leading a government poll in Hungary that has been set up to find a name for a new bridge in Budapest.
The name “Chuck Norris Bridge” has attracted more than 8,000 votes or 11 per cent of the Internet poll.
It puts the actor just ahead of a Hungarian humorist and the country’s first king, Stephen the Great.
A government committee will review the outcome of the poll next month before making a final decision.’
`This guy puts a mask over his face and people in stores freak out for no reason.’
It seems that if you ever go to Japan, it’s a good idea to stay awake the whole time you’re there. Unless you want something like this to happen to you. :)
‘It took long enough but someone finally has taken the video of the least patient kid ever and added subtitles. Here it is the much long overdue translation.’
followup to Least Patient Kid Ever.
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‘Awesome clip of wrestler David Schultz a.k.a. Dr.D. This video is from 1984 when he slugged John Stossel from 20/20 two times after John asked him if wrestling was fake. John received between $280-450k in an undisclosed lawsuit from the WWF and David was kicked out of wrestling by Vince McMahon for life.’
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‘Gotta give Japanese game show producers credit they are single handedly the most sadistic and hilarious people ever. On this game show contestants have to recite a tongue twister under a certain amount of time or they get slapped in the balls. Brilliant!’
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Microsoft demonstrating the voice recognition software in Windows Vista, or trying to atleast. :)
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`Our goal: Create high quality, handmade cards and then dip our balls on them. [..]
We lovingly hand-dip our scrotums in high quality paint and then place them in an aesthetically pleasing way on each card. We encourage you to click on the Products picture or tab above in order to see our full line of cards. All our cards are for sale for $4.95 and will be made and delivered in less than a week. Have a super day!’
`This page, like my arse, is still under construction. Despite hemorrhoid surgery, laser fissure closing and repeated anal tucks, Johnny’s arse is still not ready for public exposure. Once Johnny is happy with his arse we expect to be able to show it on this page. In the meantime here’s a picture of a bird trying to fine-tune her smile by twiddling her nips…..’
`My neighbours are stealing my wireless internet access. I could encrypt it or alternately I could have fun. [..]
Suddenly everything is kittens! It’s kitten net. [..]
For the uninitiated, this redirects all traffic to kittenwar.
For more fun, we set iptables to forward everything to a transparent squid proxy running on port 80 on the machine. [..]
That machine runs squid with a trivial redirector that downloads images, uses mogrify to turn them upside down and serves them out of it’s local webserver.’
`Bas Rutten demonstrates bouncer techniques for folks trying to get into the business.’
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‘This dude is nuts and probably lucky not to be blind. He takes a shot of a Habanero extract hot sauce into his eye for 8 bucks and a burger.’
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‘Remember that crazy lady who made a fool of herself on Fox News? Well guess what her husband is just as crazy and especially hates gay people. Watch as this reporter attempts to make a pass at crazy old Fred at one of his protests.’
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A funny prank involving a hole in the ground and some water.
A Jamaican demonstrating how Bob Marley used to sit on a rock and smoke spliffs.
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