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`Arkansas’ naked jogger has been zapped. For months, officers have been getting reports about a man making late-night runs in the buff. On Monday, police said they think they got their mystery jogger.

Fate Patterson, 39, of West Memphis, was arrested after he ran past a police car and failed to stop when he was ordered to do so by officers. Police chased him and were able to rein him in by using a Taser.’

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‘A Romanian surgeon has been suspended after allegedly cutting a patient’s penis into several pieces.

He was supposed to be operating on the man to lower a testicle into his scrotum when he accidentally cut the urinary channel.

It’s reported the surgeon then lost his temper and cut the man’s penis into several pieces.’
Italics are mine. Never piss off a surgeon, I s’pose. :)

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‘A mob in northeast Nigeria has beaten a government official to death after he was accused of causing a man’s penis to disappear, police said on Wednesday.’

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‘A police report concerning the dog that apparently bit off a man’s genitals says that the man may have been using force against the animal.

Rudolfo Ramirez, 25, might have been trying to forcibly open the pit bull’s mouth. [..]

“As soon as he hit the dog, the dog yelped and the guy got up,” Chacon remembers. “He was still alive but his inner thighs, genitalia, and lower stomach was all ripped away.”

Chacon said Ramirez didn’t say a word and ran away as police approached, but he was caught at a nearby park.’

followup to Dog Bites Off Man’s Genitals.

‘Doctors at a Romanian hospital want police to help them find a man who fled after being told he’d have to have his penis cut off.

Staff at the hospital in Pitesti in the south of the country say gangrene had set in.’

‘A man whose genitals were bitten off by a pit bull remained in serious condition Tuesday, and the dog remained on the loose. [..]

The man was naked when found at the park, but it was unclear at what point he had taken off his clothes. Neighbors had seen him playing with the dog earlier in the day.

Arbogast said investigators do not know why the man was naked, and remain uncertain about some circumstances surrounding the attack.’

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‘Albuquerque police and animal control officers canvassed the area Monday evening and Tuesday morning looking for the dog and some of the man’s body parts.’

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