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‘Randy from Dover Delaware really loves his new Dell. He gives such a glowing recommendation that I’m thinking about getting one. It even comes with a 30 day money back guarantee and a McGuire rookie card.’

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`Fake porn euro notes being sold as a gimmick in Germany are being successfully passed off as real cash.

The notes, in 300, 600 and 1,000 euro denominations have a ring of 12 hearts instead of the usual EU stars and feature hunky men and big-breasted nude women.

Instead of the word ‘Euro’ being printed in the corner these notes have ‘Eros’ – the Greek god of love.

But despite these differences – and the fact that the only large euro notes currently in circulation are 100s, 200s and 500s – police say they are being passed off as the real thing.’

‘A 75-year-old grandfather has become the newest star of Russia’s growing porn industry, after wandering on to a film set by mistake, thinking it was a muscle man show.

David Bozdoganov has since starred in the films The Old Neighbour and Handyman at Work.

Director Alexander Plahov said: “We were auditioning for a new film and had a number of couples on stage simulating sex when I saw an old guy standing at the back.

“I wandered over to ask him to leave when I saw this massive package straining against his trousers. [..]”‘

Also, lemons.

`In the mid 1990s, Tom Katt began regularly appearing in gay porn videos. The versatile bodybuilder made at least 15 sex flicks in his first two years. Handsome and talented, he started earning a lot of money. And for what it’s worth, Tom Katt became famous — in the world of erotica.

Over the years, steroids and growth hormones augmented his physique. Cocaine and pot made the good times seem happier, but the party train kept crashing. Inside, he felt something was missing. And in 2003, he walked away from the biz. Katt, who now goes by his birth name, David Papaleo, had found God.

Last month, Papaleo appeared on “The Gravedigger Show,” an Atlanta-based Christian TV program where he renounced the adult video world and said he was heterosexual.’

`It certainly was not part of Britain’s plans to win the hearts and minds of the people of Iraq. But the Foreign Office has been apparently paying for an adult sex chatline in a Baghdad street for 17 months without knowing it.

The Foreign Office has had to tell MPs that an investigation into how a diplomat lost two satellite phones in Iraq has nothing to do with terrorism but more to do with a budding entrepreneur and a telephone porn network.

FO officials had already admitted that the lost phones had cost them £594,000 in unauthorised phone bills but it is now bracing itself for an extremely critical report from the Commons public accounts committee on how it came to pay phone bills, which at one stage hit £212,000 in one month, without asking questions.’

`In what is further evidence of the porn industry’s disdain of Christianity, an Internet-based sex toy company has begun selling items modeled after religious icons.

Web-based Divine Productions goes out of its way to promote products that clearly offend and mock Christianity and the Catholic Church. Through its website, the company is offering sex toys like a “baby Jesus b— plug,” a “jackhammer Jesus,” and a “diving nun.”

Gene McConnell is director of Authentic Relationships International, an organization that reaches out to men and women who are struggling with addiction to pornography. “It is clear that [porn] providers like this have to expose their customers to more destructive ideas to get their customers to come back for more,” he says.’

Not safe for work. ET has girly bits, apparently.

`The Homeland Security Department’s internal computer network generated 65 million security alerts during a three-month period and 6.5 million of those may be linked to employees accessing pornographic words or materials, according to a report today from DHS inspector general Richard Skinner.

Nearly three-quarters of the automated “security event messages” and “detect.misuse.porn” alerts originated from 16 devices on the department’s wide area network, according to the report. However, DHS could not identify the specific workstations that had generated the messages, the inspector general found. [..]

In addition, the DHS network did not have its security accreditations and certifications, the report added.’

That’s 406,250 porn hits per device. Presumably a “device” is a router or somesuch, because that’s a fucking lot of porn for a single person.

`A Shawano probation and parole agent who was fired in 2004 for accessing Internet pornography and other inappropriate sites for hours a day over at least five months has his job back – with a raise.

He also will receive a year of back pay. [..]

The department must also pay any medical expenses for DeLeon that would have been covered by the state’s insurance plan during his yearlong absence, the arbitrator ruled. The order prohibits DeLeon from using the Internet.’

`A school assignment on Internet porn was canceled after parents complained.

Supt. Jeff Lampert said the teacher’s apparent goal — to discuss the harmful effects of pornography — was well-intentioned, but the assignment was inappropriate for high school freshmen. Students were supposed to research porn online and list eight facts about it.’

`This site deals with women glued to their chairs. Stories, images, and more of a woman glued to her chair are available. This is a realm of the “glue fetish” or “stuck fetish” where individuals become stuck in glue. While an image of a woman glued to her chair like the image at right is not inherently adult, the content inside the website treats it as such. If you are uncomfortable with viewing such material, click the “LEAVE” link above.’

`Pupils at a school in Stockholm got a shock this Christmas when they burst in on a soft-porn photoshoot – in the school gym.

The girls’ basketball team was confronted by a heavily made-up woman wearing only a thong, a short camisole and high heels, and smoking a cigarette.

“Get out of here – we’re busy,” she shrieked at the children, according to tabloid Expressen. [..]

“The idea was to create a kind-of cheerleader atmosphere,” FHM editor Tobias Wickström told Aftonbladet. [..]

The school is carrying out an investigation into what happened, and headteacher Ingela Fondin refused to comment, but Wickström said he didn’t understand what the fuss was all about, adding that the pictures looked “fantastic”.’

`A 20-year-old porn actress is wanted by police on child rape charges after allegedly having a sexual relationship with a 15-year-old boy, giving him drugs and convincing him to run away with her to Oklahoma, authorities said. [..]

Silva allegedly met the boy, a former DeAnza High School student, through her brother and began a sexual relationship with him in June, Peixoto said.

The boy ran away from his home in El Sobrante and moved in with Silva in Richmond. In an interview with police, he said Silva had supplied him with methamphetamines, ecstasy and marijuana.

At some point, Silva, her mother and the boy moved to Roosevelt, Okla., where Silva and the boy continued their relationship and their drug use, Peixoto said.’

`there is lots of porn on the inter-net but i could not find any BLOCK STRUCTURE porn. until now!!! this is the official web page for BLOCK STRUCTURE porn and below are some series of pictures. the image files are sort of big so if you do not see anything it means your computer is retarded and probably has extra chromosomes somewhere!!’

Block structure apparently means Lego. Who knew those little yellow men had such huge penises?

`Rotenberg became a porn-hound back in Brooklyn Heights in the late seventies when his neighbor—an heirless man who had been hoarding prints, magazines, first editions, and pornography for decades—died. City workers hauled armloads of obviously valuable first editions out of the apartment, but they left everything else to be tossed into the trash. Already something of a pack rat, the then-26-year-old Rotenberg scavenged Cruikshank drawings, Civil War newspapers, signed Picasso lithos, and lots of erotic material. He wasn’t even into the porn at first. It was only after a friend suggested he show his finds to an editor at Screw that he realized there might be money in it.

Today, Rotenberg earns his living from pornographic books and sales on his Website, vintagenudephotos.com. Recently, a single buyer bought $1,400 worth of erotic playing cards, and Rotenberg was once offered $30,000 for a rare film by the early-twentieth-century California photographer Albert Arthur Allen.’

circa 1925.

It’s porn, btw.

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`Pop babe Britney Spears and her dancer husband Kevin Federline are reportedly apprehensive about a sex tape of theirs that is going to be made public.

According to the Sun, a member of the singer’s entourage is believed to have copied one of the couple’s personal video tapes, allegedly recorded while Britney was still expecting baby son Sean Preston, and is threatening to release it. [..]

During her pregnancy, Britney confessed her sex life was at its best.

“I think it’s the best. Sex is crazy good,” she confessed.’

I’ll link to it when it comes out, if I can find it. Also, I’m going to throw the phrase “Britney Spears Biphallic Sex Tape” in right here just to see how the search engines react. 🙂

`Copies of a movie aimed at a Mormon audience have been pulled from store shelves after a recording mix-up left buyers watching “Adored: Diary of a Porn Star” instead of the squeaky clean “Sons of Provo.”

Two Utah families caught the problem after purchasing DVDs at Deseret Book stores, which are owned by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. [..]

The PG-rated “Sons of Provo” chronicles the life of an LDS boy band, Everclean, on its relative journey to stardom.

“Adored: Diary of a Porn Star” is an unrated independent film that is not pornographic, said Corey Eubanks, spokesman for Wolfe Video, the largest distributor of films featuring gay and lesbian characters and stories. However, the film does contain sexual situations and its subject is the life of a gay porn star.

“It’s a very heartwarming film about a porn star that reconnects with his family,” Eubanks said. “It’s not a porn film at all. It’s just about someone who is a porn actor.”‘

`Welcome to the HOTTEST site on the Web for hardcore furniture action! If you’re ready to see some hot, horny home furnishings get their freak on then you’re in the right place!! You won’t believe what our furniture will do! It’ll make you pop your springs and throw your pillows!!’

I got 80% right, 400 points. Hooray for me. 🙂

Side by side pictures of the model and the photographer in the same pose. Not safe for work.

Seriously, not safe for work. Not safe for home.

If you think the main link is bad, try this or this or this.

Better yet, don’t try any of them at all.

‘Anti-pornography film produced by financier Charles Keating, linking pornography to the Communist conspiracy and the decline of Western civilization.’

Also, Perversion for Profit (Part II).

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`He arrives and then she takes two 2 to 2 1/2 inch long thin nails and a hammer and tells him to drive the nails all the way down on the table though each of my nipples. Next she goes around to the back of me and then pulls my pussy lips apart and then she gets smaller nails and then tells him to drive the smaller nails through each of my pussy lips to the corner of the table edge so that when you stand behind me, you can see deep inside of me.’

It gets worse.

This should generate a little bit of traffic. 🙂

Update: It’s attracting quite a bit of traffic actually. Several gay forums seem to have noticed and are sending people my way. Now if only someone would buy a dildo. 🙂

If you’ve come here for a double dose of cock, why don’t you have a bit of a look around the rest of the site? There’s more to life than duplicate deep dicking, you know.

Not safe for work at all. I don’t know why someone would go to the effort, really..

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`Imagine steaming hot porn, so gooey delicious you can’t get enough. Makes your mouth water, right? Well, you too can create sexy baked goods like these. [..]

Follow our step-by-step recipes to bake your own porn creations, whether you want to chow down on a penis pretzel or lick your way into a vagina danish, we’ve got you covered.

And, remember, yeast is cheaper than Viagra.’

`Sure, Tom’s not gay, but see if you can tell which one of these movies stars Tom Cruise and which one is a gay porn movie. It’s harder than it should be.’