`A first grader was suspended for three days after school officials said he sexually harassed a girl in his class by allegedly putting two fingers inside the girl’s waistband while she sat on the floor in front of him.
The boy’s mother, Berthena Dorinvil, said she “screamed” about last week’s suspension from Downey Elementary School, and added her son doesn’t know what sexual harassment is.
“He doesn’t know those things,” she told The Enterprise of Brockton. “He’s only 6 years old.”
School officials declined comment to The Enterprise, citing the child’s age.’
`Australians are among the booziest daters in the world and least likely to say intelligence turns them on, an international survey has found.
Eighty per cent of Australian men and 70 per cent of women admitted to drinking too much to try to impress possible partners, according to the annual “Romance Report” by publisher Harlequin.
The survey of 1,500 men and women on the dating scene in 16 countries, including Australia, was released today in the lead up to Valentine’s Day on February 14.’
`Modesto police said Kelli Pratt wanted her feeble 65-year-old husband to have sex with her the night of Oct. 7.
When Arthur Pratt refused, police said, his 45-year-old wife held him down and bit him repeatedly during a savage attack that ultimately killed him.
Arthur, whose skin was riddled with more than 20 deep tooth marks, died Sunday at Doctors Memorial Center in Modesto — six days after the attack.’
`Female students were being paid for sex at the high school where two boys assaulted a developmentally disabled classmate in the auditorium, a social worker claims in a police report. [..]
A week before the developmentally disabled girl was assaulted March 9, the social worker told an assistant principal about the student’s claims, which included girls prostituting themselves for $10 in the auditorium and allowing sex acts to be videotaped, the report says.
The assistant principal, Vincent Clarno, “smirked and said he hears crazy stories all the time,” the report says.’
`An issue of a student magazine which contained a “how-to-guide” on drug rape has been banned.
The official censor said the article in Otago University’s Critic promoted sexual violence and criminal activity.
Police and Rape Crisis expressed anger at the article – headlined “Diary of a drug rapist – no means no, but if they can’t talk, they can’t turn you down” – when it was published in September last year.’
`The Hokkaido Prefectural Government is considering outlawing the purchase of used underwear from teenage girls, local government officials said.
The prefectural government is expected to revise the ordinance on the wholesome education of youths to incorporate a clause that would ban adults from buying used underwear directly from girls aged below 18. Violators would face up to one year in prison or a fine of not more than 500,000 yen.’
`In a startling revelation, the former commander of Abu Ghraib prison testified that Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, former senior U.S. military commander in Iraq, gave orders to cover up the cause of death for some female American soldiers serving in Iraq.
Last week, Col. Janis Karpinski told a panel of judges at the Commission of Inquiry for Crimes against Humanity Committed by the Bush Administration in New York that several women had died of dehydration because they refused to drink liquids late in the day. They were afraid of being assaulted or even raped by male soldiers if they had to use the women’s latrine after dark.’
`Evah since I been a lil girl i always be thinkin that it would be nasty (in a good way) to have a couple of men act out that scene from Star Wars where Luke comes to rescue Princess Leah from Jabba the hut.
Here’s what i want: Four men (Luke, Jabba, Hans Solo, and Chewy) to come over to my house, tie me up by the neck and then beat me around for a while before reenacting the entire portion of the film that takes place at Jabba’s palace (i will provide copies of the script for you to memorize or read before we commence and i have created costumes from fabric and pieces of plastic i had lying around the house).’
With pictures. Hilarious. :)
`A frustrated doctor has closed his medical practice in a small northern New Zealand seaside settlement and plans to reopen his surgery as a brothel next month.
Neil Benson closed his Cooper’s Beach practice last year, complaining of a lack of support from health authorities, other doctors and the community. [..]
“It’s about providing a private service and maintaining confidentiality, which is what my medical practice was about – so it’s not a big leap, really,” said Benson.’
‘A dominatrix was acquitted of manslaughter Monday in the death of a man who prosecutors say suffered a heart attack while strapped to a replica of a medieval rack. [..]
Barbara Asher, a 56-year-old woman who called herself Mistress Lauren M, was also cleared of dismemberment. [..]
Asher had her boyfriend chop up the body of the 275-pound retired telephone company worker, and they dumped it behind a restaurant in Maine, prosecutors said. His remains have never been found.’
followup to Lawyer Dons Dominatrix Mask in Trial.
Update: Found a site with a picture of the prosecutor in a leather mask. Amusing. :)
‘A school has decided that showing the R-rated movie “The 40 Year-Old Virgin” is not an appropriate high school Spanish lesson.
Fernando Del Pino was suspended with pay Tuesday for showing the movie to students at Lexington�s Tates Creek High School a day earlier, said Lisa Deffendall, spokeswoman for Fayette County Public Schools. He resigned Thursday. [..]
The movie is about a 40-year-old single man whose friends try to help him gain experience in sex.’
`A former substitute teacher was sentenced to one year in jail and five years probation for encouraging several young boys to lick whipped cream off their toes as part a game he filmed.
Michael Codde, 44, will have to register as a sex offender and will no longer be able to teach as the result of Friday’s sentence handed down in Santa Cruz County Superior Court.
Codde admitted to felony child molestation and misdemeanor possession of child pornography. Even though no one alleged Codde touched the boys, Judge John Salazar said he clearly directed the game for sexual arousal.’
`A lovestruck judge could be jailed for offering to have a woman’s boyfriend sent to prison so they could pursue an affair.
The judge, known only as Wolfgang W, was presiding over a robbery trial when he met the defendant’s girlfriend, a 30-year-old Albanian woman known as Fatime L.
The pair reportedly had dinner together during the trial and the 63-year-old judge then took to texting Ms L with suggestive messages such as “I’m kissing you awake” and “Alone with you in bed. I want to drag you into bed before breakfast and sleep with you”.’
`Shock and disbelief in Brownsville where a man is behind bars accused of videotaping himself having sex with a child and an animal. [..]
Police say his girlfriend was looking for a video tape taken at Christmas when she found a tape that showed De Leon forcing a nine-year-old girl to perform oral sex. Police say De Leon recorded the sex act.
To add to the shock of the tape, police say De Leon also video taped himself exposing himself and having sexual contact with a dog.’
`The link between cycling and impotence has been clearly established, writes Sandra Blakeslee.
A raft of new studies suggest that cyclists, particularly men, should be careful which bicycle seats they choose.
The studies add to earlier evidence that traditional bicycle saddles, the kind with a narrow rear and pointy nose, play a role in sexual impotence.’
`Known also as wakashudo, “the way of the youth”, it was a practice engaged in by all members of the samurai class, from lowliest warrior to highest lord. Indeed it has been said that it would never have been asked of a daimyo, “lord”, why he took boys as lovers, but why he didn’t.’
`US Marshals in Roanoke are calling them armed and extremely dangerous. A manhunt is underway for a man suspected of 104 counts of child rape. They’re also looking for his girlfriend on two counts of child endangerment. [..]
Marshals believe they could be traveling in a red Dodge pickup with a “Get-R-Done” bug shield and a sticker on the rear glass that reads “100 percent Cowboy.”‘
`A prosecutor put on a black leather mask and re-enacted a bondage session Friday at a dominatrix’s manslaughter trial, telling the jury the woman did nothing to help her client when he suffered a heart attack. [..]
“After a gasp, his head went forward and she did nothing, nothing for five minutes,” Nelson said, his voice muffled as he spoke through the zippered mouth opening.
Lord’s attorney objected, and Judge Charles Grabau agreed.
“That’s enough, Mr. Nelson,” the judge said. “Thank you for your demonstration.”‘
`An officer was sent to a home on 10th Avenue shortly after 8:30 a.m. A man there told police a sick squirrel was in his backyard ”shaking, crying and [with] saliva coming from its mouth,” police said.
The officer instead found two squirrels mating.’
`A prostitute who bit her client’s penis so hard he required an operation has denied grievous bodily harm with intent.
Prosecutor Matthew McNiff told the jury Louise Jowett carried out the attack because Brett O’Leary, from Clare, near Haverhill, told her he had no more money to give her after already paying her for sex.
Outlining the case Mr McNiff said 22-year-old Jowett, who denies the charge, had bitten and continued to bite Mr O’Leary for up to 45 seconds during the assault. The force and determination of Jowett’s attack was said to have led to Mr O’Leary requiring an operation.’
`The operator of a group home for the mentally ill was sentenced to 30 years in federal prison for enslaving its residents, forcing them to work naked and perform sex acts, and his wife was sentenced to seven years.
Arlan Kaufman, 69, was convicted in November of 31 federal charges and Linda Kaufman of 30 counts, including health care fraud, Medicare fraud, forced labor and holding clients in involuntary servitude at their Kaufman House Residential Treatment Center.’
followup to Kansas couple on trial for enslaving mentally ill.
`Five-year-old giant panda Chuang Chuang (R) and his four-year-old partner Lin Hui mate for the first time at the Chiang Mai zoo in northern Thailand January 17, 2006. The pair were donated to Thailand by the Chinese government. Picture taken January 17, 2006.’
`A court has spared a Thai transsexual drug dealer from caning because Singaporean law does not allow women to be sentenced to that punishment, a newspaper reported Friday.
Thai prostitute Mongkon Pusuwan, who underwent a sex change from male to female a decade ago, was instead sentenced on Wednesday to six years in jail after a medical report concluded that she was a woman, the Straits Times reported.’
Caning undoubtably hurts like a motherfucker. But is it worth exchanging for six years in jail?
`The adage that sex sells may have been proved this week with reports that the adult-only domain name sex.com has changed hands for the record sum of million ($18.71m).
The domain name, previously owned by entrepreneur Gary Kremen, has been snapped up by US company called Escom LLC.’
`Two women have been raped then sodomised with umbrellas in separate incidents in Mpumalanga, police said.
A 27-year-old woman told police a man attacked her near the Delmas municipality buildings on Monday, said Inspector Graham Grimsdell.
“The man dragged her to an open veld and allegedly raped her. After that he took her umbrella and inserted it into her anus.”‘
`A well-liked Chicago family dentist let pimps rent out his Marina Towers condos so hookers could turn tricks there and stayed after hours at his downtown dental office to fix the teeth of battered prostitutes for free, the feds charged Wednesday. [..]
The pimps Kimmel is charged with aiding allegedly used violence to draw in underage girls in some cases and in others to force girls to continue the work. On tape recordings, the pimps refer to Kimmel as “Doc.” Various wiretaps outlined in an FBI complaint indicate Kimmel knew who he was dealing with.
When a prostitute fails to return one of Kimmel’s cars, a pimp vows he’ll set her straight.
“When it comes to me and you, and take care of real business, I’ll cut all them legs off for you,” the pimp said.
“I’m glad to hear that,” Kimmel allegedly said on the wiretap.’
`A computer programmer found out his girlfriend was having an affair when his pet parrot kept repeating her lover’s name, British media reported Tuesday.
The African grey parrot kept squawking “I love you, Gary” as his owner, Chris Taylor, sat with girlfriend Suzy Collins on the sofa of their shared flat in Leeds, northern England. [..]
Taylor said he had also been forced to part with Ziggy after the bird continued to call out Gary’s name and refused to stop squawking the phrases in his ex-girlfriend’s voice, media reports said.’
`As regards your question, it is to be noted, first of all, that all acts that aim at satisfying and pleasing the spouses are allowable so long as two things are avoided, that is anal sex and having sex with a wife while she is still in her menstruation. Thus, it is permissible for a husband and a wife to practice cunnilingus and fellatio. Following we’d cite the opinions of some well-known Muslim scholars in this regard: [..]’
`In the course of his lengthy neuroimmunological experiments, the scientist arrived at the conclusion that sexual intercourse has a positive effect not only on the overall physical condition of both partners but also on their immune systems. Phagocytes are to be praised for the marvel. Phagocytes are cells that help the body rid itself of various ailments. This is how they work: once they locate an alien body, they penetrate it and trigger self-destruction.
During sexual intercourse, number of phagocytes tends to increase significantly; oftentimes, number of these cells almost doubles after orgasm. This in turn enables these cells to detect and destroy antibodies more quickly.’
`Larry sent Ilsa elaborate bouquets of flowers and bought her books, clothes and shoes. Ilsa would stay up late at night, researching Larry’s history on the Internet. According to Buck, Ilsa offered Larry free bondage sessions that would sometimes last overnight, forgoing thousands of dollars in income and raising Buck’s ire and suspicions. Within two weeks of meeting Larry, friends say, Ilsa seemed a changed woman.
In time, she flew to Australia, in first class, to be with Larry on location for the two Matrix sequels, for weeks at a time. “Larry would pick her up at the airport dressed as ‘Lana,'” a friend recalls. “He would get depressed and moody when he had to go to the set dressed as a man.”‘
