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This should generate a little bit of traffic. :)

Update: It’s attracting quite a bit of traffic actually. Several gay forums seem to have noticed and are sending people my way. Now if only someone would buy a dildo. :)

If you’ve come here for a double dose of cock, why don’t you have a bit of a look around the rest of the site? There’s more to life than duplicate deep dicking, you know.

‘A pair of motorcyclists were caught with their pants down – but their helmets still on – along a quiet Brooklyn street.

Robert Wallendorf, 45, and his fiance Demetra Decolvenaere, 46, were spotted by a cop having sex in the median of a Shore Parkway service road, police said. [..]

[She saw] Wallendorf and Decolvenaere in the median “with their buttocks exposed and their helmets still on, having sex,” said a police source.’

`Semen makes you happy. That’s the remarkable conclusion of a study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don’t.

The study, which is bound to provoke controversy, showed that the women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the vagina. They say they have ruled out other explanations.’

‘A woman today admitted ripping off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her. [..]

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: “I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

“Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.”

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh [..] Mr Jones said: “I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, ‘That’s yours’, and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand.”‘

‘More than 2,000 new and revised word entries have been added to the online edition of The Oxford English Dictionary and a small contingent of them come from the P. Diddy and Eminem arena.

For example, the word “benjamin,” meaning “a one-hundred dollar bill” and more generally, “large sums of money” made its way onto the list.

Other hip-hop words that were added:

— “Hoochie,” which means “a young woman who is promiscuous or who dresses or behaves in a sexually provocative or overtly seductive manner.”

— “Thugged out” is defined as “resembling a thug in dress or behavior, tough-looking.”

— And finally, the dictionary editors have added “crack ho,” which is defined as “a prostitute addicted to crack cocaine.”‘

‘A mayor who set up a direct hotline for people to call with civic problems is asking bored housewives to stop inviting him round for sex. [..]

He said many come straight out and even invite him round for sex, local daily Libertatea reported. Mayor Anghel said: “The number was meant for complaints but some women took it as a sex hotline.”‘

‘So you’ve got two penises – all guys should be so lucky. Life is good. Or so the other guys think. But being biphallic – i.e., having two cocks – isn’t a piece of cake. You never have a free hand when jacking off. You go through condoms and lube twice as fast. And you have to take twice as much Viagra to get them up.’

`Mask, 74, was killed with a concrete block inside a motor home on property that he owned [..]

Mask’s body, nude but for a pair of socks, was found Thursday on a bed in the motor home, [policeman] Jordan said. He died sometime Sept. 7 after he was struck twice on the head with the concrete block, which was found on the bed under a pillow, Jordan noted.

Robbery is believed to be a possible motive for the killing, Jordan said. But that’s not the only possibility, Jordan added cryptically.

[..] Mask would use the motor home to “meet people,” Jordan said, declining to get into further details.

[..] sheriff’s department records indicate that Mask was twice accused of sexual crimes involving men who rented rooms from him.

[..] “I have suspected for some time that this may happen one day,” Jordan said. “Is it bizarre? Yes. Is it a surprise to me? No.”’

`A Sabine Parish man is accused of fowl play, authorities said.

Timothy Garner, 35, of the Florien area is suspected of having sex with a chicken. [..]

After being brought in for questioning [some policeman] said Garner admitted to having sex with the animal.

He also told investigators that it was not his first time in the chicken yard, police said.’

‘Complaints by feminist groups have forced Bangkok authorities to replace signs that called on women but not men to remain chaste on city buses where Thai youths are known to have sex, an official said.

Rights groups were up in arms this week over the authority’s previous notices on buses calling for female riders to “reserve themselves”. [..]

According to the official the new signs read: “Guard your heart, protect your body. Both women and men, preserve your culture.”‘

followup to Bangkok students urged: No sex on buses.

`[..] time and time again the ultimate FAQ question would arise — “What positions work best with fat people?”.’

‘Young passengers on Bangkok city buses are being asked not to have sex during the commute. [..]

‘I have interviewed bus conductors and passengers and they confirm the study that students are having sex, especially on the air-conditioned route 12,’ said Mr Virat Chokkatiwat, an MTA director.’

`WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.’

`Porn star Jenna Jameson has reportedly claimed that pop diva Britney Spears asked for lesbian sex from her.’

`The Bubble Baba Challenge tournament will take place in Russia for the second time. Anyone over 16, and of either sex, is allowed to take part in the competition.’