`A Welsh-speaking Elvis tribute act has been left all shook up after receiving death threats — because he is bald.
Geraint Benney said he got the warnings from extreme Elvis fans who claimed he was showing disrespect to The King.
The 34-year-old of Aberdare, South Wales, said one fan had even threatened to shoot him.’
‘The Coolest 8 Year old in the world talks about Bill O’Reilly and Religion.’
Also, Bill O’Reilly responds.
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`A decade after warning Australia was being swamped by Asians, right-wing firebrand Pauline Hanson has voiced concerns about Muslims and says diseased Africans should be barred from the country. [..]
Ms Hanson said she was concerned by the ease with which people were able to gain Australian citizenship, especially Muslims and Africans.
“We’re bringing in people from south Africa at the moment, there’s a huge amount coming into Australia, who have diseases, they’ve got AIDS,” Ms Hanson told AAP.
“They are of no benefit to this country whatsoever, they’ll never be able to work.
“And what my main concern is, is the diseases that they’re bringing in and yet no-one is saying or doing anything about it.”‘
‘A South Carolina man is accused of driving a float in a local Christmas parade while intoxicated. Police in the City of Anderson arrested 42-year-old David Allen Rodgers Saturday after Rodgers passed another float along the parade route then sped past the parade finish line and ran a red light. The float was for a local dance studio and was full of adults and children, including his daughter. According to police, Rodgers he had an open container of alcohol in the truck used to pull the float. He now faces more than three-dozen charges, including DUI, kidnapping and assaulting an officer.’
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Seems to be more a matter of luck that stupidity in some cases. Still, funny. :)
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‘This dude is insane. I am not sure what he thought would happen by soaking his jeans in gasoline and then running through a fire. I bet this kid has some serious burns after this.’
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`A Chinese construction company has been fined more than $A80,000 for building a highway through the Great Wall.
Parts of the Great Wall of China in Inner Mongolia have been blasted away to allow for a highway to be built.
The company responsible, Hongji Landbridge, was warned not to go ahead with construction.
According to government officials, it not only ignored the warnings but went on to demolish three nearby ancient villages.
As a result the company has been fined $A81,200.’
‘JUBILANT car salesman Steve Moseley went berserk and told his boss to stick his job – after MISREADING a £1million scratchcard.
Ecstatic Steve, 36, DANCED on his desk, THREW all the money in his wallet at colleagues and sent a junior out for CHAMPAGNE thinking he had won a fortune.
He then phoned his girlfriend to tell her he had quit and was rushing off to buy an Aston Martin.
But 45 minutes later his celebrations were cruelly cut short when he phoned the National Lottery’s claim hotline – and was told to take another look.
Shocked Steve saw he had mistaken a 16 for a 15 on his 24 Karat Gold scratchcard – meaning he had NOT matched two 15kg ingots.
And instead of becoming an instant millionaire he was broke and jobless.’
`The 99 passengers and five crew members were evacuated from the American Airlines plane after it landed around 6:40 a.m., Nashville Airport Authority spokeswoman Lynne Lowrance said.
The plane, which was en route from Reagan National Airport in Washington, was searched, and luggage was screened.
Matches were found in the seat of one passenger, who was detained and questioned by the FBI. The matches were safety matches allowed in carry-on luggage under Transportation Security Administration rules.
“It turned out she was trying to conceal body odor,” Lowrance said.’
`One of the teenagers responsible for beating a Holly Hill homeless man to death asked a judge to reduce his 22-year prison sentence Monday. Warren Messner and three other teens pled guilty to killing the man because they were bored, but Messner said prison is too hard.
Messner is a big boy. He was 15 at the time he was brought into the woods to see the homeless man his friends had been beating. Even at that young age, he outweighed the victim, Michael Roberts, by 200 pounds when he jumped on his chest, crushing his ribcage. Roberts died. [..]
Messner and his attorney said he has already learned his lesson and is ready to go home to help others.
“I want to be an inspirational speaker for troubled teens,” he said Monday.’
`These drugs aren’t mine! I’m merely helping someone close to me overcome a drug problem, so I had to take them away, and then I had to drive down the highway as fast as I could to get away from him, but it’s impossible to get away from him, because that someone is me.’
`A St. Louis man was shot to death Sunday night over a warm beer, police said.
St. Louis police say a woman shot her husband, who was about 70 years old, four to five times in the chest after he tried giving her a warm can of Stag beer.
Police said the wife admitted shooting him about 5:40 p.m. in the kitchen of their home in the 5100 block of Terry Avenue. Police said the home had no electricity at the time.’
You’ll hear the phrase “car battery to the head” at some point in this clip. :)
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`The week after his party lost both houses of Congress, President George W. Bush appointed a solid citizen in the anti-contraception movement to run the nation’s contraception program for the poor.
Dr. Eric Keroack, a gynecologist who started work Nov. 21, is a regular speaker at national anti-abortion events. This makes him a strange choice to lead a $283-million federal program, called Title X, whose main purpose is to “provide access to contraceptive supplies and information to all who want and need them.”
Consider that not one anti-abortion organization in the country supports the use of contraception. Even more troubling, Keroack has served on the medical advisory board of the Abstinence Clearinghouse, a board open only to doctors who refuse to promote or prescribe contraception to teens. One in four of all patients served by Title X clinics are teenagers.
Keroack’s colleagues at the Clearinghouse refer to birth control advocates as “condom pushers” and the “safe sex cartel.” ‘
Erm, yeah. If you slow it down and look at it frame by frame ..
Very stupid.
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`Los Angeles sheriffs gun down Deandre Brunston in Compton, He was unarmed. The object in his hand was a flipflop he found on the porch. The dog was airlifted while Deandre was left to die on the ground.’
They don’t even bother to check his pulse or even go anywhere near him after they shoot him. Got the dog out of there okay though.
`Youngsters in Chirk appear to have a self-destructive urge, as they take part in a reckless new game known as ‘Death Chicken’.
During the dark nights a number of children are playing ‘dead’ in the middle of busy roads and challenging one another to remain still for as long as possible when a car approaches them.
CCTV footage of this irresponsible game was taken late at night by John Collins from Bronywaun, who told the Advertizer how a group of approximately eight children took part and filmed each other on their mobile phones.’
`Pamela Anderson dumped husband Kid Rock after he flew into a rage over Borat, according to reports.
The busty ex-Baywatch star filed for divorce from the rock star just three months after they tied the knot in St Tropez.
And it appears Sacha Baron Cohen’s bungling Kazakh journalist’s advances may have been the last straw.
In the hit movie Borat turns his trip to the US into a quest to marry Pamela. Rock, real name Bob Richie, allegedly flew into a rage when he saw Borat’s advances during a screening of the film.’
‘A couple of Saudi Arabian guys in sandals skate down the highway while holding on to a speeding car.’
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Someone has taken Michael Richard’s racist outburst and turned it into a rap song. It’s pretty good. :)
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This is stupid, but funny. :)
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`The book, which was to have been published on November 30 by the News Corp-owned HarperCollins imprint ReganBooks, was touted as featuring Simpson discussing how he would have carried out the 1994 murders of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend Ronald Goldman, if he were the one responsible.
The book, titled If I Did It, was to have been preceded by a two-part Fox television interview of Simpson conducted by the publisher, Judith Regan. Fox, like HarperCollins, is a unit of News Corp.’
`Fire chiefs are reportedly blaming health and safety regulations for the decision to send 40 firefighters to rescue a single sheep.
The emergency services received a 999 call when the animal got trapped on a ledge above a flooded quarry in Bacup, Lancashire.
The sheep’s owner was amazed when seven fire crews were sent to his aid.
They performed a delicate, two-hour operation involving a team using wetsuits and an inflatable boat.’
`A girl of two was crushed to death by her father’s lorry driven by her 11-year-old brother, a court heard yesterday.
Crystal Collier’s father Gary, 37, watched in horror as the adored youngster he called “my princess” was repeatedly hit by the wheels of the skip truck.
He will be sentenced today after earlier admitting manslaughter through gross negligence, and faces jail.’
`Bare-chested and fuelled by drunken bravado, he dangles from a 25,000 volt power cable.
If he had tried his foolish stunt at any other time, Shane White would have been fried.
Fortunately for him, however, he had unwittingly picked a seven minute period when the power was turned off – the first in 15 months. [..]
“It was completely and utterly idiotic. I know I’m a fool for doing it.”
White, unemployed, said he was so drunk on cider and beer that he had no memory of his actions until he saw the picture in a newspaper.’
`A man who mailed a bomb to a doctor because he was angry about how his penis enlargement surgery turned out was sentenced Tuesday to four years and 10 months in prison.
Blake Steidler, 25, of Reamstown, put the bomb in the mail on Feb. 11, 2005, in North Bloomfield, Ohio, addressed to the doctor in Chicago. After returning home, he called 911 and told police what he had done. The bomb was retrieved from the mail and destroyed; no one was injured.
Steidler pleaded guilty in April to use of a weapon of mass destruction and other charges. Defense lawyer Luis A. Ortiz said at the time of the plea that his client was mentally ill.’
Seriously tho.. Weapons of mass destruction?
‘This guy is incredibly stupid and incredibly lucky. He decides it would be cool to jump off a ladder over a moving car. This could have ended so much worse.’
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‘During his Laugh Factory set on Friday night, Michael Richards finally tried out fresh material intended to achieve some separation between his beloved, bumbling Kramer persona and the working comedian desperate to forge a post-Seinfeld identity. Upon some reportedly light heckling from a pair of African-American audience members, Richards unveiled a new catchphrase, “Fifty years ago we’d have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass” [..]’
Also, there’s his apology video on Letterman.
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