I’m so tough
.. or not. :)
Erm, yeah. If you slow it down and look at it frame by frame ..
Very stupid.
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This is apparently a short clip from The People’s Court.
What’s the hardest thing about being you? :)
This woman has a few comments about pea salad and how much she likes it.
The Daily Show made this little clip of some funny inventions over the past 10 years or so. The Gaydar guy seems a bit, well, gay. :)
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[sings] Bilbo.. Bilbo Baggins.. Only three feet tall.. Bilbo.. Bilbo Baggins.. Bravest little hobbit of them all..
HAHA!
‘Find a big stranger, jump on their backs like a rodeo and hang on for as long as possible.’
I’ve seen a bunch of clips from this Balls Of Steel show floating around lately. They’re all very funny. If anyone finds anymore, let me know. :)
‘A couple of Saudi Arabian guys in sandals skate down the highway while holding on to a speeding car.’
Someone has taken Michael Richard’s racist outburst and turned it into a rap song. It’s pretty good. :)
‘All you need is your own security tag, you set off the security alarm and then you try to get away from the security guard. [..]
You ain’t nicked nothing, but they’ll still chase ya, so leg it.’
There’s something hilarious about a man running around a shopping center being chased by a security guard whilst yelling “C’mon fatty!”.
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‘Some dude tries to rob a store with a pretty big knife only to be trumped by the clerks friggin machete.’
‘On a recent Springer episode the topic was Midget Fights and Todd dates a Tranny. The midget fight portion featured one of the funniest Springer brawls ever.’
‘This guy is incredibly stupid and incredibly lucky. He decides it would be cool to jump off a ladder over a moving car. This could have ended so much worse.’
‘During his Laugh Factory set on Friday night, Michael Richards finally tried out fresh material intended to achieve some separation between his beloved, bumbling Kramer persona and the working comedian desperate to forge a post-Seinfeld identity. Upon some reportedly light heckling from a pair of African-American audience members, Richards unveiled a new catchphrase, “Fifty years ago we’d have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass” [..]’
Also, there’s his apology video on Letterman.
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‘A compilation of The Annoying Devil’s funniest moments from the British TV show Balls of Steel. They can only get away with this stuff in England cause in the US this guy would get shot. Still this guy does some really funny pranks.’
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‘I dont like Hot Tubs in general because I feel like I’m sitting in a cauldron of bacteria and disease. After seeing this I’ll probably never get in one again.’
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This guy doesn’t think his friend is any good at aiming a paintball gun, so he holds a clay pigeon above his head to see if his friend can hit it.
I think his aim is actually pretty good. :)
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`An ABC News undercover investigation showed Army recruiters telling students that the war in Iraq was over, in an effort to get them to enlist.
ABC News and New York affiliate WABC equipped students with hidden video cameras before they visited 10 Army recruitment offices in New York, New Jersey and Connecticut.
“Nobody is going over to Iraq anymore?” one student asks a recruiter.
“No, we’re bringing people back,” he replies.
“We’re not at war. War ended a long time ago,” another recruiter says.’
‘These guys invite their buddy over and tell him to come through the back door because the front is locked. When he gets below their window they drench him with a bucket of their urine. These are great friends to have.’
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I came across this on a torrent search engine. A 699meg video (apparently) file called Anus Magillicutty.avi. That’s all the information available on the file, and there’s no clue at all to what it might actually be a video of.
I don’t know what it is, and I don’t really want to spend time downloading it to find out. So, it’s going to have to remain a mystery for now.
The Mystery of Anus Magillicutty, I call it. What could it be?
I’m guessing it’s either a full length movie about Mr Magillicutty who’s having sphincter troubles, or it’s a very short, very high resolution video of an anus.
Possibly involving an endoscope.
If anyone has bandwidth to spare, why don’t you download it and let me know what’s inside? :)
‘Dad is beaming because he just brought home his dream car, a 2007 Mustang price tag $50,000. After drooling over the car in the driveway for a few minutes his 14 year old son asks to park it in the garage. What could go wrong?’
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So, you want to shoot some clay pigeons, but they’re too small and you can’t hit them. What to do? The obvious solution: bigger targets. :)
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‘In 1984, Director Stanley Kubrick placed ads throughout the U.S. for young aspiring actors to send in audition tapes for “Full Metal Jacket”. This is one of them…’
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