moonbuggy

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I always find it amusing that no matter how many times I think to myself “I’ll never find anything more offensive than what I’ve just posted” there’s _always_ something worse to find, floating somewhere around on the interwebs.

Still, this time I _really_ think this might be the most awful thing ever.

I don’t recommend anyone watch this video. Especially not at work.

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Someone’s just taking the piss, but it’s pretty funny none the less.

Full story at Something Awful.

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Just keep on drinking..

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This seems unnecessarily dangerous, if you ask me.

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‘I come in the name of Jesus.. Repeat after me, bitch.. I come in the name of Jesus, by the power of the Holy Spirit, God Almighty. You know, ruler of heaven and earth and every goddamn thing in between. You understand me now?’

Also, he ain’t followin’ whitey’s rules.

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‘Ghetto Bungee jumping in the front yard. We’ve all been there before, when theres nothing to do on a Saturday so you improvise your own fun. This game is the negative result of Saturday boredom.’

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`At a distance of about 40 feet, a .308-caliber bullet traveling 2,900 feet per second barely slows down as it punches through a piece of metal. But what happens when you put a refrigerator-size piece of computer hardware in its path?

At a high-tech ballistics center managed by National Technical Systems (NTS) in Camden, Arkansas, HP engineers are about to find out. On one side of the control room: a custom-made mounted rifle barrel that delivers bullets to a target with pinpoint accuracy. On the other side: an HP StorageWorks XP12000 Disk Array that’s operating under a full production load and streaming high-quality videos to nearby monitors. An NTS ballistics expert in the control room is ready to electronically fire the weapon. The fate of the hardware will be determined in a fraction of a second.’

Definately average. You’ll be blazed.

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Pretty strange. Not safe for work.

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Leopard man lives alone on a small Scottish island. He has tattoos all over his body and sharpened leopard-like teeth.

Occasionally he paddles his kayak to the mainland to buy some food and have a beer.

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Seems a bit silly, if you ask me.

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‘Who wants to be a millionaire idiot. This guy may be the biggest fool in the history of televised game shows. I wish the host would have the nerve to just say what everyone is thinking: you are an idiot, now go home and never live this down.’

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‘If you discover a nice Korean woman working at a clock repair shop that struggles with the pronunciation of the word “clock,” what should you do?’

Hilarious. :)

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`From NASA’s press event for the 25th anniversary of its first shuttle launch: See the ‘Discovery,’ a supercomputer that turns out any kind of space-related data at an incredibly quick rate. NASA’s Rupak Biswas gives the tour.’

The 80’s was the best period of human history to date. Don’t believe me? This will prove it.

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`For a vision of war, it was almost elegant. The smoke and stink and deafening crack of munitions would be replaced by invisible beams of focused light. Modified 747 jets, equipped with laser weapons, would blast ballistic missiles while they were still hundreds of miles from striking our soil. “Directed-energy” cannons would intercept incoming rockets at the speed of light, heating up the explosives inside and causing them to burst apart in midair. And this wasn’t some relic of Reagan-era Star Wars visionaries. These were modern plans, initiated barely a decade ago, that would be realized not in some far-off future, but soon. Out in the New Mexico desert at the White Sands Missile Range, the U.S. Army’s Tactical High Energy Laser shot down dozens of Katyusha rockets and mortars. In 2004, Air Force contractors began test-firing the chemically powered beam weapon for a retrofitted 747, the Airborne Laser.

Then reality set in [..]’

with laser video.

`Howard Stern pushed Carmen Electra one step closer to leaving Dave Navarro this morning when he convinced the sexy actress to buck up and take a ride on the world-famous Sybian machine– a sex toy-esque machine that he can only usually get pornstars and strippers to hop on!’

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Now that’s fucken crazy.

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Ever wondered what Hugo Chavez thinks of George W. Bush? Wonder no more. :)

Straight from Venezuela to you, and fucken funny to boot.

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Borat is funny.

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‘This one is actually pretty funny. Check out these two head bangers. One of them bangs his head so hard he faints. Try and pick which one. I had my money on the wrong dude.’

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A funky remix of the Leprechaun in Alabama video from the other week. Good stuff. :)

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`Wax on, wax off..’

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Those Germans definately know how to fly model helicopters.

‘Oh sheisse..’

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‘This crazy kid tries to eat a cactus like it was an apple. I’m trying to figure out what would hurt more, the cactus going in or coming out two days later.’

I tried to eat a cactus once. Well, kinda. And it didn’t have so many spikes.

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Lots of videos of nuclear explosions.

These people are insane. Launching themselves straight up into the air with a giant catapault then parachuting back to earth.

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